throwing ass in shapes not even a geometry teacher could identify
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30 May 2022
i’m all for sex positivity but the amount of posts i’ve seen lately about people eating ass sucking dick or straight up getting rawdogged in the middle of a crowd… we need to have a talk
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10 Nov 2025
10 Nov 2025
Shoving all The Will of the Many recaps in my brain today like I’m cramming for an exam (Strength of the Few tomorrow)
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9 Oct 2025
this is how i’ll be waking up every day if seven stars
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24 Sep 2025
the company all-hands commentary pops off farther than any group chat
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16 Sep 2025
me: i should get a good night’s sleep
me at 2am: if i don’t deep dive into 14th century french military strategy i might as well kms
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12 Sep 2025
“i’m 27 years old, i’ve no money and no prospects. i’m already a burden to my parents, and i’m frightened” is as relevant today as when jane austen wrote it in 1813
Community note
Those words were not written by Jane Austen, they were from Emma Thompson, who consulted on the script of the 2005 adaptation of Pride and Prejudice
m.imdb.com/title/tt041438…
independent.co.uk/arts-entertain…
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11 Sep 2025
you could say those etsy witches boutta make a killing
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10 Sep 2025
a father who agreed that when it comes down to it he wouldn’t mind making his 10 year old daughter deliver her rapist’s baby
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11 Sep 2025
true crime episode but it’s the cold case of why all my forks keep disappearing
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11 Sep 2025
i feel like some people don’t understand there’s a difference between “i would choose to have this man k*lled if it were up to me” vs “i feel no empathy for a man who himself had no empathy and was full of nothing but hatred and violent rhetoric”
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11 Sep 2025
why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9?
yes. but why was 10 afraid? because it was right in between 9 / 11
never forget
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9 Sep 2025
why is it never good chickens that come home to roost??? where did they go
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29 Aug 2025
this genre is so unserious and its whimsy is unmatched
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29 Aug 2025
coming back on twitter to scream into the void that it’s finally wooli night
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21 Aug 2025
idc if it’s inside the union square station i will find a way to be there
21 Aug 2025
NY i apologize on the lack of communication but im literally being told something different every day….but
Im coming to nyc next week and idc if the venue is open or not ima be somewhere playing dubstep even if im playing for free.
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10 Aug 2025
just found out clown school has a 2% acceptance rate, congrats some of y’all have an ivy league education
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8 Aug 2025
someone said men owning teslas is a form of birth control and that’s why the logo looks like an iud
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