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May 4
should we be wiping with the glue part of the toilet paper is that good
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Apr 30
i have a recurring nightmare where i drop a case of diet coke and wake up in a cold sweat
someone help me interpret this??
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Apr 15
the very niche itysl wheel of time crossover
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Apr 3
we were so obsessed with if we *could* make pokémon fuckable we never asked ourselves if we *should* make pokémon fuckable
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Apr 3
it all started with jynx and mr mime and it was a slippery slope from there
now it's just sexy bipedal birds
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Mar 28
idk what stage of life this is but i'm lint rolling my dog's sweater of his own dog hair for family photos
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Mar 27
wiener feels like it's always spelled wrong no matter how you spell it
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Mar 23
i think there are different types of cringe
there’s being authentic even if it’s silly and then there’s whatever clavicular is
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Mar 19
protect your nymph boys everyone
just can’t believe what’s happened to timothee even the most elfish boy you know isn’t safe
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Mar 12
a group of 2-3 men is called a podcast but a group of 4 men? that's a startup
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Mar 10
*me flipping through shows*
now whoooo to have a parasocial relationship with
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Mar 10
she’s a comedienne now???
i did my first ever stand-up comedy set @heliumcomedypdx and i finally got around to posting a clip
totally normal answer
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Mar 8
daylight will never truly be saved until we rid the world of morning people
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Mar 5
i still feel confident in my decision not to commit to the bermuda jorts trend
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11 Nov 2025
i'm thankful for getting blasted by this baja
11 Nov 2025
will i get banned from family gatherings if i bring the taco bell baja blast pie to thanksgiving
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11 Nov 2025
will i get banned from family gatherings if i bring the taco bell baja blast pie to thanksgiving
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31 Oct 2024
i made a separate candy bowl for my (sicko) friends who like whoppers
ALT a candy bowl filled with whoppers accompanied by a sign that is the sickos comic
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