Every couple summers, me and a couple hunters like to row in from the Isle of Astonishing Motherfuckers

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mfw I couldn’t convince any of the homies to load up on cheap silver
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dad why r we broke son cuz i lost everything and now i am hallucinating im not even married who are you
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what
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Ok, now make them chimp out
🚨 MAJOR BREAKING: KARMELO ANTHONY HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF MURDERING AUSTIN METCALF Justice has been SERVED! Thank GOD! Karmelo supporters are absolutely LOSING IT in the parking lot Pray for Texas tonight
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I am just old enough to not understand a goddamn thing about Pokemon
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ALWAYS BE CARRYING

ALT Glengarry Abc GIF

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they should make 'em wear yamkules
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aw big guy can’t wear a hat
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there is no second best πŸ”Š
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Party at the Japanese Raisin Tree (((turn sound up)))
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This is the best account to follow on this app πŸ‘‡πŸ»
The bee hotel you bought at the garden center is probably hurting native bees. A 2015 study tracked 600 bee hotels across Toronto over three years. The results were pretty sobering: introduced (non-native) species occupied a third of all hotels, native bees were infected by parasites at higher rates, and pathogens spread between bees at densities that would never occur in nature. The mass-produced versions are the worst offenders. Glued bamboo tubes can't be cleaned, which means parasitic mites, fungi, and parasitoid wasps build up year after year. Native bees can't help themselves, they keep moving in despite the danger. If you want to support native cavity-nesting bees, the better moves are: leave standing dead plant stems through winter, leave bare patches of unmulched soil (most native bees nest in the ground), and plant a wide range of native flowers. A messy yard is a better bee hotel than any bee hotel. Bees don't need a hotel, they need habitat.
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Good morning mattress king πŸ‘‘
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At the Georgia O’Keefe museum in Santa Fe, this is the painting you see immediately after reading the placard explaining that she vehemently disagreed with anyone who said her works were about sexuality:
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My old work gloves are his favorite
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Pouring a driveway in the whitest neighborhood w a Glock on my hip for shits and giggles
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Changing consumer habits
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Protein shakes? 3.4 oz or less, but rotisserie chickens??? As many as you can fit in your carry-on.
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(((( he doesn’t know )))) @snifftoken
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