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sad oat @sad_oat

oatmeal stan account

Joined April 2015
  • Tweets 1,496
  • Following 356
  • Followers 16,868
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sad oat@sad_oat
11 Oct 2022
…you telling me this weekly meeting is bi?
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remember when we collectively bullied jasminericegirl for posting about her dogshit ai music company and she crashed out, posted a live cover of Breathe, and then didnt tweet for 2 months
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if anyone still exists here who isnt an AI dickweed chatbot, go follow me so i can start tweeting insane shit again outside of this godforsaken hellhole
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sad oat@sad_oat
17 Sep 2025
hi it’s the catman and i’m releasing my full length album in 1 month
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sad oat@sad_oat
8 Aug 2025
jk rowling truly wakes up every morning and clocks into the Being A Psychotic Bitch Factory for 12 straight hours
Kăskă (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️@KaskaJessica
7 Aug 2025
The new "adult human chicken" meme has dropped, JK Rowling edition.
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sad oat@sad_oat
23 May 2025
tick tock people
Ari Drennen
@AriDrennen
22 May 2025
🚨 Trump's "Big, Beautiful" reconciliation bill will yank lifesaving medical care for 150,000 trans adults on Medicaid. This was the last anti-trans policy of Project 2025 not to have been implemented.
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sad oat@sad_oat
14 Apr 2025
…you tellin me a hand made this tale ??
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sad oat@sad_oat
22 Mar 2025
the morning routine
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sad oat@sad_oat
3 Mar 2025
they should invent an airport that isn’t an hour away from the city it’s in
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sad oat@sad_oat
10 Feb 2025
‘SAY DRAKE’
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sad oat@sad_oat
14 Apr 2023
that’s it for the oat. folks, it’s been silly and fun and ya’ll have given me laughs through some tough times. i’ll see you on whatever app eventually pops up to replace this one. until then, be kind and be goofy 💕
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sad oat@sad_oat
13 Apr 2023
i just know my dumb ass would’ve been the first to sign up for fyre festival
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sad oat@sad_oat
13 Apr 2023
…you tellin me this baked potato is LOADED ???
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sad oat@sad_oat
13 Apr 2023
every day this app gets about 3% less silly. we are at an all time silliness low. all too possible that the sad oat is soon to jump ship 🫡
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sad oat@sad_oat
31 Mar 2023
the prize in my bag of beef jerky was silica gel AGAIN 🙄
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sad oat@sad_oat
30 Mar 2023
babe are you okay you havent tweeted in days
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sad oat@sad_oat
30 Mar 2023
he was a dinner boy. and she was a supper girl :/
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sad oat@sad_oat
30 Mar 2023
i think it’s really awesome that ‘dinner’ and ‘supper’ are two words that mean the exact same thing. i think every meal should have that honor. breakfast and bupper. lunch and dunch.
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sad oat@sad_oat
30 Mar 2023
DANIEL RADCLIFFE YOU CONTINUOUSLY MAGNIFICENT KING I WILL CRY I STG
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sad oat@sad_oat
28 Mar 2023
your government has failed you. plain and simple. in ways that directly resulted and will continue to directly result in the entirely preventable deaths of children. and why? money. gun lobbies. money. re-election. money.
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sad oat@sad_oat
28 Mar 2023
i was a teacher in nashville. my heart is broken for parents, students, and teachers across the country. your ‘right to a gun’ PALES in comparison to a child’s right to fucking live
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