I have ADHD. I don't read my tweets before sending them. I write them when distracted, so expect typos and sometimes stuff that doesn't make sense !

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Sally๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’œ retweeted
Just finished reading a new book that's just been published, written by a Nottinghamshire dad about his son's youth football journey. Would highly recommend - very relatable if you have kids who play football, particularly if they've had a toe or more in the academy world. #NFFC
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Sally๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’œ retweeted
I shall not be watching the Second Test against New Zealand. If you canโ€™t get shit faced after taking five wickets and beating New Zealand when can you? These are adult athletes. The England cricket captain is not the Pope. Now they must be stalked by journalists who are themselves not famous for their sobriety? Disgusting.
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I do like proper mexican food and it is an area the UK could improve on
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My mate is on holiday in Scotland. He says the pub is already rammed with fans waiting for the match to start ...in 6 hours ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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I don't think that Jatta rumour is crazy. I don't think Jatta is gonna have an issue with Salford esp now they have got rrid of their manager. If they want him they will go hard for him and we could get ยฃยฃยฃยฃ
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They told a funny joke at last !
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There is no doubt that is huge growth in football in America led by immigrants and also because it's the main game most kids play. 20 yrs ago most people hadn't heard of the epl but now it's probably on a level with how we know nfl (name tournaments and stars)
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My mum's friend has died. They met ages 15 whilst both juniors at Boots which seems to have mostly involved hanging out at the docks. They eventually lost touch until 1982 when she moved in 3 doors up. She was the non relative I called Aunty and her kids my first best mates
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Sally๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’œ retweeted
Lee Dixon and Sam Matterface discuss the โ€œTall Blacksโ€
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TBF Buckees is pretty crazy. The one I went to had 150 petrol pumps and store is like visiting one of our garden centres.
DUDE LMAO THIS IS A GAS STATION๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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I've just put my heating on!!!
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Guys if you're not interested in the WC please make sure you tell everyone ๐Ÿ™„
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Sally๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’œ retweeted
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Absolute steal btw ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ
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These things have happened in cricket for yrs, just never made it into the news. I mean I was there when Aussie players squared up to my mates in Perth Casino at 2am.
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This is a Ben Stokes stan account. We will miss him when he's gone
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I think a grown man should be able to go out after a win til 2am without breaking some curfew.
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Went to my folks yesterday. My dad was at the end of the garden but I told him I need to tell him something urgently. He dashed over for me to say notts are going up ole ole. I'm such a child ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Can't go to Home Bargains without remembering my Nan moaning that she shouldn't have moved house as her last house was right next to it. She moved in 1958
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I wouldn't expect any signings now for a couple of weeks. We got the free agents we wanted. Now it will be players still contracted at other clubs which will be July time most likely
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1/2 To all my fellow Notts fans please read.. Something happened recently that I feel I need to share with you and tell you all as it's important to me as you guys look out for me so I wanted to make sure you heard it from me, the thing is ...
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. . . . Notts are going up ole ole You pies !
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