My spirit animal is a raccoon. Properly pronounced: rah-KUHN
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An unfortunate by-product of being a dude in the 90's.
23 Sep 2021
umm what even IS this
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I’m very excited for the season premiere of US Fish & Wildlife: Baltimore
12 Sep 2021
Does CBS have a show named after every government agency?
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If anything it showed how undeserving #UNC was of that Number 10 ranking.
8 Sep 2021
I've always found the post-week 1 AP poll the most ridiculous. Ole Miss and VT as top 20 teams is absolutely absurd.
Every logo needs more bison.
4 Aug 2021
Hey @ussoccer your shield blows. Let’s redesign it using the national parks logo as inspiration.
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HOW DARE YOU!!!
29 Jul 2021
Hey every young dude in sports media, you know you're allowed to wear something other than a pink button up shirt and a black sports coat in press photos, right?
Or the most cognito meth dealers.
Big fan.
25 May 2021
The IRS has hung up on me three times already today 😇😇😇😇😇😇😇
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Looking to get 3 contestants for “You’re full of shit, Salt” at 9:45am today. It’s the #onlygameyoucanswearontheair ! Call 860-247-9696 or dm me your info
7 Apr 2021
I have a nominee for awful sports guy hall of fame: all-time record guy. The guy that sees fans of another team celebrating a win over his team and will say “you’re still 2-6 against us all time” like that is an insult or even makes a difference in what just happened.
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You ask too much, fancy pants!
23 Mar 2021
I want everyone to be vaccinated so I can go to a salad bar again.
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They would be the only kids movie reviews with curses
18 Mar 2021
You 2 would be great at expanding into kids movies since you have to watch them now lol. A kids movie review for parents would be amazing and funny.
Some of the best :60 secs you’ll find in radio
18 Mar 2021
Trying to get the production team to bring back @salt_mac and Zach's movie reviews
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He could stuff a good olive too! #literally #notaninuendo
14 Sep 2020
Evan, it’s time to stop lying. Tell everyone the truth. You’re 61 years old.
Everyone's favorite "young person" #PaulRudd has a message
14 Sep 2020
Certified young person Paul Rudd wants you to wear a mask. Listen up:
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I still say we need to make SALT a way more popular baby name
Is @katyperry giving us a hint at her daughter's name with #Daisies ?
Watch the interview here: bit.ly/2XjmMqs
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LFG
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