Coffee makes me sweaty and I'm bad with children

Joined August 2012
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25 Apr 2020
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Get out there! #Vote #floridastrong
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11 May 2018
Webcam is broadcasting some of Virginia's orphaned bear cubs bit.ly/2rzS4tW
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11 May 2018
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Will prostitute myself for flex bucks. -@sam_fadool
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30 Mar 2018
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life’s best kept secret: most things you think matter don’t actually matter
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i’m not crying you’re crying

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30 Oct 2017
I like the thrill of vegan cooking videos
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26 Jul 2017
Catch me at ERAU with these siq kicks ;)
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17 Apr 2017
Vanilla coke tastes like a mix of bubble gum and searching through your attic for Christmas lights
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21 Mar 2017
rip Leonard )': 💜
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21 Mar 2017
I am the epitome of emo
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