comedian and former infant basketball phenom. He/Him

Joined December 2010
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Awesome, does it come with a CD player? And while we’re bringing back stuff from 15 years ago, I’ll take my iconic metabolism too please.
Ever wanted to hear something as iconic as "That's hot"? Well, here it is! Your ears are about to get the VIP treatment they deserve. πŸ’…
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21 Jun 2024
It doesn’t matter how good your argument is or how well you state your case. If you dropped a buffalo wing on your shirt? No. One. Will. Listen.
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23 Feb 2024
Me trying to talk to kids: Y’all tryna cop that new xumo stream box!
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The audio log you find in a trashed office in a sci-fi horror game:
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The first streaker was like, hey fellas, you ever notice how sometimes a naked baby goes nuts when it gets out of a bath? What if I did the part after the bath at the next Padres game?
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🚨 Who needs a Game Code? 🚨 RT this and reply with #2KDay to this tweet and we'll start droppin #NBA2K24 Games Codes for @PlayStation Rules and eligible countries and/or territories: nba.2k.com/2k24/gamecodes-gi…
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RT to wish #Colts owner @JimIrsay a Happy Birthday!πŸŽ‰πŸ₯³
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Is #StarsOnMars shooting in NYC this week? Cause we are the Red Planet right now!
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RT to wish @GVOaant a happy birthday! πŸŽ‰
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18 May 2023
Writers strike getting so bad, even @YouTubeTV stopped working. #NBAConferenceFinals
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Will Levis looking scary πŸ‘€ x.com/hoosiers_go/status/165…
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My debut comedy album TWICE REMOVED will be released on all platforms June 16, 2023.
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17 Feb 2023
The sign of a good croissant is how many miles away you can find crumbs after you bite into it. #NBAAllStar
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Teaming up with @american_heart in a BIG way!Β Β  The Damar Hamlin 3 for Heart challenge is live! 3 easy steps to save a life❀️ @tombrady, @michelleobama, and @kingjames you’ve all been challenged! Throw them 🫢 's up! #3forHeart heart.org/3
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29 Nov 2022
We shouldn’t have cut Peyton Manning. #Colts #Curse
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25 Nov 2022
Crowd sourcing here. What is that band around Dalton Schultz neck? #CowboysNation
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18 Sep 2022
After the early games I’m gonna say Jacksonville vs Detroit in the SuperBowl. #NFL
18 Sep 2022
Jonathan Taylor with 9 attempts?#Colts

ALT I Dont Want That Patti Harrison GIF

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Oh my goodness watch this

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