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Joined November 2010
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Jun 14
Cob.
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Sam Radish retweeted
Everyone banged on about doing āNo Mow Mayā but nobody mentioned the following month would be ācanāt bloody mow anyway because it wonāt stop sodding raining for three seconds Juneā
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Jun 11
Clearly a soft and fluffy white bun.
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Jun 11
The fact I have got the foggiest idea what Timeless Children etc are suggests I stopped watching Doctor Who at precisely the right timeā¦
Jun 10
How to fix Doctor Who.
Wipe out everything post Peter Capaldi. Most importantly the horrific Timeless Children.
The Dream Lord and The Valeyard are behind the non-events of the 13th, 14th, 15th, and stupid Fugitive Doctor.
Better yet, just never mention them.
Cast Hugh Laurie as the Doctor with a smoking hot actual female companion.
You're welcome.
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Jun 10
Found this recipe browsing a copy of @goodhousemag in the waiting room. Made it for dinner today and itās a banger (I used My Vegan Minimalistās burrata instead of ricotta ācos #vegan)
goodhousekeeping.com/uk/foodā¦
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Jun 4
āDress however you pleaseā etc but keep your fetish at home tyvm
There's confusion, so here's that EHRC guidance in plain Sunday Sport language:
'Lads, if you want to play dress up and have a wank, crack on. Just not in the ladies' shithouse, eh?'
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Jun 4
Netscape, Piercing Mildred, and a cartoony graphics programme I forget the name of that allowed you to do various effects like cracking the image like glass with accompanying sound effects.
Jun 3
Anyone who surfed the early web between 1995-2010.
Whatās the one website/app you still think about?
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Jun 3
The annoying thing is not being able to browse the full range. I donāt mind making a beeline for facon if I specifically need it, but Iām not going to wander the aisles just to see if thereās anything new. Having a separate plant-based section is more logical, @marksandspencer
Dear @marksandspencer Plant Kitchen food (sausages, bacon) is mixed with regular meat in your Stratford Westfield store. Itās unacceptable to make vegans trail through dead animal bodies to get to their food.
Please put it back in a separate section.
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May 29
Adding to āthings Iād like to see next seasonā is @SqueakyBPoutine on the concourse as a permanent fixture at @nottinghamarena or at least pitched up outside on @PanthersIHC game days. Surely someone can make this happen? Hockey poutine = š»
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May 22
When did it become the norm to cluster right outside the lift doors then barge on with your big wheelie suitcase before anyone can get out? Thereās two levels. Youāre on the top one and the lift came up. You can see there are people on it, where else do you think theyāre going?
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May 22
Sometimes I am grateful for the train being late. Like when the dodgiest-looking bloke Iāve seen starts heading down my intended path so I have to change route and arrive at the station breathless, sweaty, stressed, and knackered but in time to actually get the train.
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May 20
He was Marmite throughout last yearās pre-season but even the haters had to concede heās a cracking (unintended š„ pun) player from the moment he stepped on the ice.
Me? I like a dash of Marmite.
This is a hugely valuable re-signing. Welcome back @thechasepearson ! š¤šš¼š
May 19
Weāre excited to announce that Chase Pearson has re-signed with the Nottingham Panthers for the 2026/27 campaign. āļøš¼
Read moreš panthers.co.uk/latest-news/pā¦
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Sam Radish retweeted
I would say this is probably the greatest joke ever written for the sheer fact of how many times your Dad or Granddad has said this line when an ambulance or Police car goes by with its sirens on
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May 15
āTortoises* never forgetā doesnāt have quite the same ring to itā¦ š
*these arenāt turtles.
The lesson: donāt piss off a tortoise.
Now ask your smart speaker (not her) to play you the sound of one. Youāre welcome š¢ š
May 14
These two giant turtles have been fighting each other for more than 120 years.
According to the zoo, one turtle stole the otherās food 120 years ago, and since that day they became enemies.
There hasnāt been a single day where they donāt fight for 2ā3 minutesš
Community note
The video shows sulcata tortoises fighting over territory at Taipei Zoo in 2025; there is no evidence of a 120-year feud or food theft. taipeitimes.com/News/taiwan/arā¦
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May 7
But do they have pockets?
May 6
Went to look at the clothes in @Tesco this morning. Apparently most women are 8ft tall, judging by the length of the dresses. š
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May 2
I canāt be the only Panthers fan hoping the images here hint at re-signings and not resigningsā¦ š
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Apr 29
Whenever I hear The Safety Dance I remember playing Trivium for AOL and typing lightning fast the answer to who sang it:
Men in Hats
Men with Hats
Men wihtout Hats
Until I finally typed correctly Men without Hats - and got the points.
This memory is etched into my brain.
#iykyk
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Apr 23
Future PMs in the local newsā comments section:
Got no money? Go out and get a job!
Homeless? Find somewhere to live!
On drugs? Just stop!
Stolen something because of any/all of the above? Go to prison and pay Ā£200 a month fine, thatāll learn ya!
Other criminals? Hang āem!
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Apr 19
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Apr 19
Signs of ADHD in women
1. Easily overstimulated by noise (a barking dog, a crying baby, music in the background)
2. Motivation swings between extreme productivity and zero energy
3. A constant mental overload, like having countless tabs open at once
4. Social exhaustion even great nights out require days to recover
5. Replying to messages only when the energy hitsā¦ or not at all
6. Staying up late despite being exhausted (hello, revenge bedtime procrastination)
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Apr 13
Of course Iām sad we didnāt get to defend our POFW title, but our guys have been looking so tired lately and with key players out injuredā¦ thatās a lot to ask.
We still had a phenomenal season. We made history by becoming the first British team to win the Conti Cup twice!
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Apr 13
- at least one special returning player.
- webcast subscription, covering *all* games.
- ST holderās can exchange their tickets for the webcast, freeing up those seats for that game.
- cheaper concessions please, with more vegan options and bring back crispy onions!
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Apr 13
- better prizes for chuck-a-puck, even if not every game.
- keep the main player sponsors on the jumbotron, donāt start announcing them, please.
- overall better officiating. Itās been appalling some games, with dangerous play going uncalled.
What about you, #panthersnation?
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