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If you see an adult male eating wild fruits growing on your fences say hi, the second half of this month is almost taking me out.
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What a rookie
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Real fuckers know that sober sex is better than drunk sex.
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Scenes kitambo kidogo pale Juja Boys banae
Jun 14
Take my car & go buy ice, we will look after your girlfriend. Get yourself a 12 pack as wellππππ
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πͺΎποΈπ³ retweeted
Jun 15
Nilikua niwache pombe but I'd never walk away from a challenge
Jun 15
Nobody in Kenya has drank more beers than me today
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Jun 15
This is arguably the most beautiful road in Kenya btw.
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Jun 14
Two more episodes canβt possibly ruin my sleeping pattern, can it?
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Jun 14
I stopped hating Mondays when I figured out they were just doing their job and trying to pay bills.
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Jun 14
I dreamt about you last night.
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Jun 14
My fishing friends bailed on the account of girls visiting.
Assembling bachelors for any activity is close to impossible.
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