Equal parts grim and hilarious
Joined April 2012
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4 Nov 2021
My husband is just showing me some bins he’s thinking of buying online. In case you’re wondering how to keep the spark in a relationship.
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14 Jul 2024
Feeling incredibly Spanish tonight, I can’t explain it
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10 Jul 2024
Come on, and I cannot stress this enough, you boys in orange
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30 Jun 2024
Hoping Air sneak in a few tracks from this gem tonight 🤞
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9 Jun 2024
What a performance, g’wan Ciara🏃🏼♀️🇮🇪
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7 Jun 2024
Voters in the Midlands-Northwest walking to the box to put their ballot in
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13 Feb 2024
Decided last March we wanted to move west. So here we are 11 months, 1 new job, 1 house sale, 1 new school, 3 months of midweek single parenting, and a few thousand kilometres on the clock later. Absolutely wrecked but totally worth it 😍
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26 Jan 2024
getting my heart broken by a 56 year old German fella was not on my 2024 bingo card
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26 Jan 2024
I’d say Sky Sports News are absolutely wetting themselves today
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