CEO @PlanetScale. former serf. making more mistakes than you.
Joined October 2008
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if opus is down i sit on my hands until they go numb so it still feels like something else is writing code for me
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i am working on a sharding talk using multiple agents meaning i have had to live each agent a slide number number range so they don't collide with each other. extremely meta.
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what are people using to make slides now? keynote sucks for sharing
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i love it when they do the national anthem with a woman with a great voice. there is nothing worse than showing up and its a fucking childs choir.
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i would like to apologize for the radiohead dance remix that the DJ just played. not at all sanctioned.
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I will survive as long as the trump admin does not ban planetscale insights
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our office opening party is 4x oversubscribed. i think we need a bigger office already.
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I cannot tell you how incredible it is to watch your customers win. congrats @useOrb. killers.
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When you make a profit on every customer you can pay for good and sustainable engineering. Free tiers are massively distracting and are subsidized by your paying customers.
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Jun 12
.@PlanetScale is hands down the best DB product I have ever used. it only gets better and better everyday. can only imagine the engineering behind this
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.@PlanetScale is hands down the best DB product I have ever used. it only gets better and better everyday. can only imagine the engineering behind this
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With our sharded Postgres product @PS_Neki on the horizon, you might be wondering wtf sharding even is.
The good news is our very own bouncy ball @BenjDicken made a db scaling course a while back covering everything you need to know about sharding!
planetscale.com/learn/course…
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The PlanetScale Community team has run 15 awesome events this month.
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Jun 11
ik y’all weren’t ready for this today. 😏@Cursor x @PlanetScale ☕️🍸
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When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow
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