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Sam Lassman Watts @samlassman

co-boss @hotmilklondon, pizza maker, low talker, stop & chatter, daddy, spurs goer and a low traffic neighbour 🤷

Joined May 2008
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If people are allowed extra baggage because of medical issues it shouldn't involve this kind of trauma. Medical record clear message from @ryanair should be enough.
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As if running hospitality businesses isn't hard enough we have to deal with @PRSforMusic - a surcharge invoice with the words "we fully appreciate the pressures many UK businesses are going through" bollocks you do.
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Just been canvased by people who want to re-open our road so they can drive to Tesco while @JourneysPlaces Dr bike has 15 people including kids having their bike fixed on an amazing quieter street right behind them is insane.
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I unlocked £29.50 Rush tickets for Back To The Future @TodayTixUK! todaytix.com/london/shows/22…
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Arteta "I was amazed. Amazed, amazed, amazed, amazed. Amazed, amazed, amazed, amazed. Amazed, amazed, amazed, amazed. Amazed, amazed, amazed, amazed. Amazed, amazed, amazed, amazed. Amazed, amazed, amazed, amazed. Amazed, amazed, amazed, amazed. Amazed, amazed, amazed,"
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At this point I closed my browser, text my mates, started planning a festival trip and made a tart with the kids. Surge pricing to pay for Noel's divorce. No thanks.
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Lol. Ticketmaster. Bring back queuing at hmv. #Oasis
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Well planned by Oasis tbh so there are no arsenal fans at the shows.
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Should have made this available to people who were alive in 1994 and a bit slower at open table than all those tiktok twonks
Josh Barrie@joshbythesea
20 Aug 2024
Fancy eating at St John but at 1994 prices? Next month the restaurant is reverting to its original menu for a three-week run as part of its 30th anniversary celebrations standard.co.uk/going-out/res…
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What makes you think "you know what, I'm going to become a steeplechaser"
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someone help me out here because our @VeoliaUK waste bags are about £2 each and last time we spoke to them they said they didn't do "food waste" even though with coffee grounds, eggshells, etc we'd have so much
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still have two tickets to bloc party and the hives at Crystal Palace available. #blocparty #thehives
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Reselling 2x tickets £45 each to #blocparty #thehives tonight due to babysitter falling through. secure.ticketmaster.co.uk/rs… #friendlyfires
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I've never trusted anyone with a zip up t-shirt
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We are literally doing the MOT and taking the wheels off ourselves.
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I can't make £1000 per year selling my kids old clothes on vinted but I can pay £1500 per month in interest on my house. It's all upside down.
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I'm older than Mido.
COYS.com
@COYS_com
23 Feb 2024
Happy 41st Birthday to Mido 🎉 #THFC @midoahm
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AI cover letters & social media posts are so bad. It's like one person is doing everyone's social accounts whilst moonlighting writing job applications.
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Daddy, do you know what hunting is "yes", do you know what glory is "yes" well if Arsenal fans are glory hunters it means that they kill glory and that's why I don't like Arsenal. Brilliant sentiment from a 7 year old. #COYS #gloryglorytottenhamhotspur
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