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Samridh Zutshi retweeted
kota me bachho ke suicide rokne ke liye fans ke aage grills laga di thi neet ka exam rokne ke liye telegram ban kar diya sarkaar me sabka IQ double digit se neeche hai kya?
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now that war is over strait is open crude oil is down ethanol is up can we please have some relief in fuel prices? ya fir ye ab ek anti-national demand hai?🤔
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Samridh Zutshi retweeted
Imagine being ashamed on behalf of a 4000-year old statue from a civilisation that gave birth to us! Kinda makes sense why they copied their costumes from a German fascist army. Self-hatred and low self-esteem are hallmarks of the right wing the world over.
🚨SCOOP🚨 Remember the 'Dancing Girl' from your history textbooks? Arms akimbo, bangles & necklace, she is the defining face of Indus Valley Civilisation. But kids opening textbooks today will see a diff image. NCERT's new Class 9 Arts textbook shades over her nude torso, which had appeared uncovered in book for at least 25 yrs, including under previous NDA govts. Just over a year ago, NCERT tried to drop her from a Class 6 Social Science book over nudity concerns. An expert pushed back. Now, it appears to have found another way. indianexpress.com/article/ed…
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Samridh Zutshi retweeted
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Samridh Zutshi retweeted
there should be a rule where if nothing fun has happened by halfway through the race, the remaining aston martin mandatorily explodes
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Arsenal twice beat Spurs 4-1 this season. Now the New York Knicks defeat basketball's Spurs by the same scoreline in the NBA finals 😲
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Samridh Zutshi retweeted
Falsifying delivery records is unacceptable. @delhivery @help_delhivery delivery executive falsely marked 'customer requested reschedule' on AWB 49867010050676 without even calling. Emailed support, need immediate delivery.
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This so-called Brahmin, Sanatani, Godi journalist has little to no knowledge about the topics he talks about, yet he picked up a camera and a microphone and became a journalist. Podcaster Utkarsh Gaur did a great job exposing his lack of knowledge and gave him the belt treatment he needed. 🔥😂
This wannabe Godi journalist Deepak Sharma, gets belt treatment in this podcast. 🔥😂
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Samridh Zutshi retweeted
It's not a coincidence that the richest man in history is also the saddest, most pathetic, unlikeable cunt in history
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Living in 100% Amrit Kaal, driving 80% ethanol cars, breathing 60% polluted air, drinking 40% adulterated milk, in an education system with 20% credibility, to get killed with 0% dignity, by USA missiles, by mob lynchings, by a badly made bridge or a pothole, or just a stampede.
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Told a guy at the airport who broke the line, that there was indeed a line. First he pretended like there was no line. Then said I should complain to the airline. When I asked the lady at the counter why she didn’t tell him, she says “bola sir, kya karein, sunte nahi hain”. I told him to have some courtesy and some sense, so he proceeds to tell me I should go teach in a school, not him. Such folks travel abroad, and then give India a bad name!
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Samridh Zutshi retweeted
At least two delusions now stand dispelled: India's pretensions of being a Vishwaguru and the portrayal of PM Modi as a strong leader. India remains a third-world soft state, governed by a pusillanimous leadership incapable of upholding the country's autonomy.
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Samridh Zutshi retweeted
Modi's foreign trips follow a script: 1. Video of him boarding his plane 2. Arrival in foreign country 3. Watches dance by foreigners 4. Meets NRIs 5. NRI woman cries on meeting him 6. Muted videos of meeting officials 7. Gets an award he can't pronounce 8. Boards plane for next country 9. Loop to step 2
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Arsenal FC The NY Knicks 🤝 Beating Spurs 4-1
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You've got 'nationalist' in your bio. You spend your days hurling rape threats at anyone who questions BJP or Hindutva. So where's that same energy when it's time to demand justice? You won’t speak up. Because your loyalty isn’t to India or its people. It’s to a divisive, hate-driven agenda.
The wife and family of an Indian sailor killed in a US strike on a tanker off Oman this week have gathered in mourning. Three Indian sailors died after Washington targeted the Palau-flagged vessel claiming that it was attempting to transport Iranian oil.
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The US military attacked Indian oil tankers near the Strait of Hormuz, killing three Indians. The Indian Prime Minister did not even issue a single condemnation..
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India should ask US Ambassador in New Delhi to go back to Washington and remain there unless US expresses regret for the reckless killing of our citizens on sea. But Modi is a pussy cat before Donald. He shivers before him.
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USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
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Samridh Zutshi retweeted
PM Modi finished his short visit to India and returned abroad.
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PM Modi embarks on an official visit to France and Slovakia
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I checked PM Modi’s timeline expecting at least a word of sympathy for the three Indians killed in a U.S. military strike. There is none. Not a condolence message. Not a public expression of grief. Instead, the timeline is dominated by replies to world leaders congratulating him on becoming India’s longest-serving Prime Minister.
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