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Joined January 2008
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I’d like to just opt out of auto-play anywhere, ever, forever. mkay?
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Because I know @Apple is waiting patiently for my feedback, two complaints. First, try using dynamic island for something actually useful, like skip/rewind when playing music. And second, ffs how many steps do we need just to delete a text message.
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The $13 coors lite at @ClimateArena better be paying for mad renewables
Where's the leadership book with chapters like "Choosing the Right Emoji" and "Using a gif to say 1,000 Words"
Petition for wordle to accept SHART as a valid word
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When you caption "wait for the end" but fuck all happens at the end

ALT Right To Jail Parks And Rec GIF

Apparently it's like a "mind hack" or whatever to "communicate clearly" with GenX. Doesn't everybody appreciate fucking clear communication?
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Rule #1 of startup engineering is to never, ever get involved with the corporate web site.
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It's been 30 years since the Seinfeld episode on the subject yet somehow, still there is nothing in life which is more loosey goosey than a rental car reservation
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hey @Zoom, how about you just never go full-screen, mkay?
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Siri voices I would pay to use: Valley Girl, Italian Nonna, Jeff Spicoli, Darth Vader, Rastafarian
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Can't wait to read the postmortem on this one
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I gotta say, Roblox has much better odds of monetizing the meta verse than $fb
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Somehow the house battery drawer has four different varieties of tiny circular 3v batteries yet none of them fit the Tile with a dead battery. I'm done adulting for the day.
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hey @amazon will my ability to download books and install via USB be cut off after some time? that seems to happen if my (very old) kindle does not connect to the internet for a while. theverge.com/2021/7/28/22598…
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washingtonpost.com/nation/20… this dude clearly not a parent

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Love the Seattle houses with a sign that's all like "Science is Real" and "Love is Love" and meanwhile there's a 14mpg Toyota Sequoia in the driveway.
Infinite scroll and auto-updating faceted search need to end. Just stop please.
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Too perfect as an investing metaphor