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23 Jun 2024
One of the most masculine things you can do is to serve others, particularly your wife and kids. Don’t let anyone tell you different.
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If my controller grabs my finger, I'm burning it at the stake.
Sony has patented a controller with buttons that can change how hard or soft they are based on what happens in a game
They would also trap your fingers if your character was grabbed on-screen
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Jun 10
Cars was viewed as a fairly mediocre film by "serious" adults when it came out.
If it came out now, it would be hailed as one of the greatest movies of the past 5 years, and rightfully so.
Cars is awesome.
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Jun 10
Fall of the Roman Empire to the Protestant Reformation.
Jun 10
What do you consider 'middle age'?
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Master Samwise retweeted
GO BUY A SWORD 🗡️ FROM ELIJAH, WHO IS OUT OF WORK THIS WEEK TO BE WITH HIS KID AT THE HOSPITAL. ❤️ Also, SHARE THIS TWEET to help him advertise for free.
Not yet. I get paid whenever people order a sword, but I never feel like I can advertise for them unless I’m getting orders out.
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Urgent prayer request for my 2-week-old baby nephew who is dangerously ill in the NICU.
Thank you. Plz speak the word. This is more serious than I can possibly articulate.
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Me at 3am wondering how people even started translating languages if they didn't understand each other
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My Mount Rushmore of TV shows
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Master Samwise retweeted
Beardathon starts tomorrow! Gonna be a HUGE few weeks of streams. See you at 7AM! 🫡
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Being a dad really is 80% turning off lights that were left on for no good reason.
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Oh dear
Insomniac Games' creative director confirms the X-Men don't exist in 'Wolverine', but there will be a group of mutants called Team X
“It’s our own unique take on the world, and as such, we are putting it in modern times”
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No, Amazon, I do not want to add bananas or oranges to my order. Please stop asking.
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I'm curious about this, for no particular reason.
Do you like God of War: Ragnarok?
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Yes
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No
8 votes • Final results
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How I feel still using the copy of Office 2016 that I bought 10 years go.
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Okay, I know we’re always mad about everything, but can we stop and appreciate just how freaking funny this is?
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May 30
Friendly reminder that deciding a championship of any kind in a shootout is stupid and needs to end immediately. 🫡
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May 30
I hate it when people have opinions
May 30
People tried to convince us that french final fantasy with "Parrying" was one of the greatest games ever made. I didn't forget. An elephant never forgets.
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May 27
I mean... bars exist. Go there.
No one wants a romantic dinner ruined by a screaming child at the next table.
According to a new survey, 75% of Americans say restaurants should offer some kind of adults-only dining experience to avoid unruly kids.
That includes child-free sections, restrictions during late-night hours, and quieter dining environments focused more on the experience than family-friendly chaos.
Community note
The 75% support figure for adults-only dining is from a multi-country consumer survey across the US, Canada, UK, France, Germany, Netherlands, and Belgium—not US-only. lightspeedhq.com/news/75-of-con…
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