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the Cubs, White Sox, Red Sox and Knicks have all won a championship more recently than the Detroit Tigers.
just for fun: the Marlins have won two in that same timeframe.
In my 35 years of life, I've seen the Cubs, White Sox, Red Sox and the Knicks beat their "curses".
You don't hate the owners of your favorite teams enough; they can do so much more to win.
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Nothing will prepare us for the day Izzo retires and the university starts impacting the basketball program. Enjoy it while you can
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Sources: Michigan State AD J Batt has emerged as the target of Kentucky’s Athletic Director search. The deal is not finalized, but Kentucky is amid a strong push to bring Batt back to the SEC.
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BREAKING: Michigan State picks up a massive commitment from 2027 Noblesville, IN 4 ⭐️ OT Caleb Johnson
The Spartans beat out Indiana and Iowa, among others for his commitment. Big win for Pat Fitzgerald and Nick Tabacca
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maybe fans just let things play out and stop making proclamations in fuckin' JUNE
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[every American enjoying the World Cup being on TV in a normal way]
Guy Who Likes Soccer Too Much For Attention: "It's literally the hardest sport in the entire world. These are the most athletic humans our species has produced. No other athletic task compares to this."
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the two worst fans in sports are Gatekeeper Soccer Guy and Gatekeeper Hockey Guy
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he threw 95 total pitches!
this is like Kerry Wood territory!
Jacob Misiorowski delivered the best start of his career on the 1-year anniversary of his Major League debut 🤩
ALT Jacob Misiorowski Pitching Line 6/12/26 Milwaukee Brewers 9 IP 1 H 0 R 0 BB 15 Ks Pictured: Jacob Misiorowski delivers a pitch Friday night wearing the Brewers City Connect uniform.
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Everybody wants us to be Indiana 2.0 ignoring the fact that it’s a vastly different landscape and we didn’t hire a 40-year veteran who’s bringing his staff and half the starters from an 11-win team along with him.
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bring back the Big 9
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Breaking news: The Oakland Activities Association voted to accept Davison and Grand Blanc into the league this morning.
They will start as full members in the fall of 2027 alongside Clawson, Novi and Northville.
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I'm genuinely confused at what the doom and gloom Michigan State fans want out of recruiting and the portal.
You play like 40 guys every Saturday, injuries happen every year, and the team hasn't made a bowl game since 2021.
What do you think should he happening that isn't?
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i keep seeing "how can Pat Fitzgerald only have the 46th ranked class?" but i look at what this program has been and i think "holy shit, how does Pat Fitzgerald have it at the 46th ranked class already?"
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every school has money, so that's a wash.
Michigan State has zero selling points right now except for hope. an entire cycle of recruits went through high school watching our program be a clusterfuck.
MSU is basically a startup program in the eyes of 90% of recruits right now
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Michigan State football fans when the team adds a depth player to the roster but the player isn't a future 1st round draft pick
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I'm looking forward to Phil Mickelson's spring 2027 media tour where he tells us all he has "found God" and is "reborn" and he's also trying to sell some mega church subscription plan
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for years, i have been begging Spencer Torkelson to do this.
go get absolutely obliterated and then show up to the park and try to play the next day. you'll be so focused on how hungover you are that you'll probably go 3-4 with a HR.
sometimes you need a good mental reset
Jun 11
My advice to the Cubs is when they come back to Chicago, they all need to spend an afternoon on the lake and have a good drunk. Get absolutely blasted. The manager too. Their brains need total inhibition. My god looking at their faces stress me out.
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Merrill Hoge and Ron Jaworski would sit on ESPN and just teach you football. It was so sick
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No agendas
No hot takes
No fluff
Just a guy who knew ball & broke it down without the bullshit.
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