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Jun 15
Wild. No matter what happens here on out Cape Verde goes home heroes
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Jun 15
I dont know how many times it needs to be said: America doesnt have real bread
Jun 15
American tourist here, traveling in Germany. I just had an out of body experience. Their bakeries - AMAZING.
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Jun 12
Lunch was Chicken (boneless thighs) Gyros, basmati rice, tzatziki, and a side salad with lemon vinaigrette. Not pictured: the tomato salad I made and forgot to put on the plate for the picture
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Jun 11
Pretty sure two stormheads are about to converge here. Just drove in between em. I hope its a good one.
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Jun 10
This tripped me out. The beetles were emerging from the lawn and these ants just ninja safari hunted one. (This is normal 1x speed)
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Jun 10
Lunch is Thunfisch Frikadellen mit Senf, Butterspätzle und gemischtem Gemüse
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Jun 9
Weather app: it might rain later
Me: its later, is the rain delayed?
Weather app: actually no chance of rain, zero zip zilch
Me: Alright I guess I'll water my flowers
Weather app: good idea
Sky: lolz *rains heavily all night*
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Jun 5
Unfortunately in this case the German was right. Glass noodles are indeed a catastrophy with a thin beef stir fry sauce
Jun 5
Germans ❤️ labelling any minor inconvenience a "catastrophy." In the words of the immortal swordsman:
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Jun 5
Germans ❤️ labelling any minor inconvenience a "catastrophy." In the words of the immortal swordsman:
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