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May 31
Happy 2 year anniversary to my favorite post
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May 20
I’m toasted out of my mind at local draft night, playing 42 card 5 color control in minute 35 of game 1 against a uniformed pig. Officer 1-2 puts their bomb on the stack, my bleary red eyes ping-pong between the counter spell in my hand and their service weapon. I let it resolve
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May 13
Sitting at work thinking about pauper so I searched "pizza combo" and was shocked the results weren't mtg
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May 13
Sepluchre feels like one of those addictinggamescom games I'd play on the school computers in middle school. It's more engaging than rooftops sure but I don't get how it's so loved here on osrs twitter. There's just not much to it.
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May 8
This gonna be in my head this entire marvel set
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May 7
The amount of pizza in Magic has increased exponentially over the past six months.
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May 1
Drew like a dark, fucked up version of Strixhaven. Just a glimpse into my dark reality
May 1
Hexhaven is represented by twisted versions of the schools you know well. Lorehold becomes Fatehold, Quandrix becomes Theorix, etc. #MTGFracture
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May 1
Waiting 7 ticks behind pillar for my Kings Barrage to load another attack
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Apr 28
Once played in a geoguessr competition where we had 5 rounds exclusively on this causeway. Spent hours ahead of time in mspaint mapping out and memorizing landmarks to always pinpoint the location. Good use of free will I think.
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Apr 22
imagine smoking baby yoda like a brisket and covering him in sauces and seasonings
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Apr 15
"babe I'll be too focused on leagues for the next couple weeks..." method got patched
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Apr 10
"You gotta be Albanian Eric Adams if you think I'm drinking tonight."
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6 Oct 2023
That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir
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Apr 6
calling the sink “Kovaak’s Dish Trainer” so my non binary roommate finally starts using it
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Apr 6
The year of our lord 2026 and my main mode of transferring things between PC and phone is a private Discord server with just me in it
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Apr 4
Kafka if he wasn't miserable
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