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Unexpectedly a golden-ager.

Joined February 2022
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My state is so big that it is 50 bears in a trench coat. CA is so big that even Californians don't get it.
State flag of California, US.

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NOBUNAGA๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿฏ_ๅคๆจน่’ผไพ
@japan_nobunaga
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I always thought America was one country ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ But Americans on X keep saying "Well in MY state it's totally different" Texas. California. New York. Florida. It sounds like 50 small countries in a trench coat. Is that a fair way to think about it? Please quote-tweet with your state flag! ๐Ÿ™‹
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Happy birthday, @GabbyGiffords
Captain Mark Kelly
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Tomorrow is @GabbyGiffordsโ€™ birthday and I want everyone to wish her a happy birthday. I just blocked her so she won't see this, but I know it'll make her happy.
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19 Sep 2025
A tale of two Kennedys: John-John (l), Jar-Jar (r)
JFK jr as an adult

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RFK jr as an old

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Jun 6
Replying to @DrewSav
Dr Pratt performed the cardiectomy with flawless technique, but the patient, alas, has expired.
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Jun 1
Replying to @paularambles
Not a lot of people know this, but Jesus invented GIFs (God in Files)
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May 29
Lee Greenwood is touring this summer, but he has dates open around the 4th. Could a surprise appearance at the Freedom Fries Fair 250 be the show that brings America together?
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May 29
Replying to @JJSPoe @BonkDaCarnivore
I'm open to the Treasury issuing Trump currency once that becomes legal, but its denomination should be $86.47
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May 27
I guess I owe George Lucas an apology. Looks like you can bring down a republic with stupid trade wars.
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May 26
The trolley problem is continually being unsprung by magas tying themselves to the tracks.
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24 Jun 2023
I recall back in the newsgroups days (like twitter, but 1000x slower) there was a guy who would occasionally reply to people who were being weird or silly or obnoxious, and his reply was always some version of GO AWAY. THE INTERNET IS FULL. I kinda miss that guy.
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May 21
This.
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May 21
"Sometimes I want to punch every grownup in the nose. Every fucking one of them." - kid in Gahan Wilson's NATIONAL LAMPOON comic strip "Nuts" [quoted from memory]
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May 20
"It ainโ€™t going to work," she says. "That son of a bitch." - Dewey Dell, in AS I LAY DYING
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May 18
I didn't really blow my stack over this woke, DEI movie version of THE ODYSSEY until I found out that the actors would be speaking English instead of Homeric Greek. What an absolute desecration - even worse than when the GRAVITY makers refused to film on location.
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May 15
I think Donald Trump lost a lot of libs like me when he switched from eating pizza with a knife and fork to posing with Big Macs. Here was a relatable guy, trying to control his eating by slowing it down, suddenly pandering with phony "authenticity." Was anything about him real?
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May 15
Is it really fraud when the supposed victims are walking around wearing red Kick Me hats?
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For the love of God, Montresor.
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Bizarro Trump@BizarroTrump10
May 9
Replying to @carney
What a complete crock of red pilled shit.
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Apr 26
I foresee terrible trouble/And I stay here just the same - Donald Fagen and Walter Becker, "Dirty work"
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