Vance: I thought Sunny, the woman to my left, was going to call me racist. In reality, it was Whoopi, the woman to my right, that called me racist. Expectations defied.

JD Vance begins his appearance on Gutfeld! by attempting some race humor at Whoopi Goldberg's expense -- and it goes over like a fart in church

XANADU is on Prime!

KENNEDY: Trump wants to turn the entire Middle East into a massive Trumpworld resort, which I celebrate because I'm hoping by being on the same show with VP Vance that I get a discount code JD VANCE: The discount code is "Trump 2028"

By all means, sleep on the floor.

This Minneapolis home was originally designed for the Cream of Wheat family and it we must say that the woodwork is Beautiful. $3,000,000

The waterfront in #Charlottetown is beautiful. Hey...who's that doggo?! 🐾🐶

That’s it: I’m officially banished from being a D.C. reporter. This mistake is almost as bad as writing DuPont Circle.

The Knicks belong to New York City. And this championship belongs to the people who waited 53 years for it. That’s why we’re giving away 600 free tickets to Thursday’s Championship Ceremony at City Hall following the ticker-tape parade. The public lottery is open now and will close tomorrow, June 17, at 11 AM. Details at Knicks.com/CeremonySweeps.

Just a spoon full of Susan Collins helps the Handmaid’s Tale go down.

"I dare you to do better. I dare you to dream bigger." — President Obama

RFK Jr is now taking over the federal office in charge of special education services.

RFK Jr: Kids with autism will never hold a job. They'll never play baseball. They'll never write a poem. They'll never go out on a date.

Not true! Autistic kids can, and do, excel at many, do participate in sports, and many other activities! RFK is an ignorant ass

The idea that "fudge" is too gay for national television, but a pickle cake gets a pass. Because, of course, pickles aren't all shaped like penises. @JesseBWatters

Watters: It’s national fudge day but I thought it would be too gay so I did pickle cake instead Perino: Enjoy your pickle cake Mr. Vice President.

eating chocolate is gay now. buy a heterosexual pastry, preferably one involving a fruit that looks like a penis. maha

RFK Jr: We had lots of guns when we were kids. Kids brought guns to school and were encouraged to do so. And nobody was walking into schools and shooting people. There are many things that could explain this. One is the dependence on psychiatric drugs.

It means so much to Barack and me to open up the Obama Presidential Center on the South Side of Chicago. This is where I grew up, where Barack got his start, and where we raised our girls. So having a place where kids from our community can see themselves, connect with each other, and channel their hope—there’s nothing more powerful than that.

We are bringing together some of today’s most prominent voices and global icons for the Obama Presidential Center Grand Opening Ceremony. The festivities will livestream globally at 11 a.m. CT, Thursday, June 18 — don’t miss it! Tune in for speeches from @BarackObama and Mrs. Obama! Enjoy performances by: Bono, Bruce Springsteen, @xtina, @common, Eddie Vedder, Guitars over Guns, Illinois Army National Guard, @IAMJHUD, @johnlegend, @MarcAnthony, Stevie Wonder, @temsbaby, The Edge, @theroots, Uniting Voices Chicago. An invocation led by Pastor Joel Hunter and Joshua DuBois. Remarks and special appearances by: @marsaimartin, Marty Nesbitt, and Valerie Jarrett. Celebrate with us: obama.org/grandopening