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I have a new poem, from a new manuscript (!), up in Poem–a-Day—I hope you’ll read it today ✨
Language can be about force instead of relation. —S. Brook Corfman @sbrookcorfman #PoemADay poets.org/poem/malice
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A billionaire pop star making an album called the life of a showg*rl with a sincere song about how she just wants a couple kids and a driveway basketball court…yikes
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This is a preview of how we’ll die mid-surgery
18 Sep 2025
HOLY SHIT META’s live AI demo FLOPPED💀
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So much for doing things greater than dating the boy on the football team…do you think her inner child is sad
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20 Aug 2025
Notice how Lorde has a song called tennis court and not pickleball court tired of yall pushing that fake sport
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Say what you will about Chappell Roan but she is one of very few singers that Kelly Clarkson has not absolutely bodied on kellyoke
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People who do therapy in the morning are braver than the troops I need to start my day repressed thank u
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They had to make up a group to top Destiny’s Child! DIVAS! DC FOREVER!
11 Aug 2025
HUNTR/X becomes the first girl group to reach #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 since Destiny's Child.
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Saying they are the first girl group since DC is diabolical they are NOT REAL
11 Aug 2025
HUNTR/X becomes the first girl group to reach #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 since Destiny's Child.
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this is a song from a MUSICAL
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Nobody wants to talk about how this summer is actually facial feminization surgery summer and this is proof
31 Jul 2025
SKIMS introduces new face wrap product with “sculpting fabric” that provides “jaw support.”
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chappell roan was right. It's like a hundred ninety nine degrees
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FUCK THE EMMYS
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sometimes when a gay guy says he loves to read he means things like the song of achilles and that’s okay
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One of my teenage diaries. If I had been born 20 years later, adults would have told me I was in the wrong body.
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“I thought labubu was a lobotomy” “I made a bad labussy joke” well the labubu is all of these things you see
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Pitt not uploading our health insurance renewals until June 16 for a year that starts July 1 is crazy lmao every system just says YOUR COVERAGE WILL END JUNE 30
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8 Jun 2025
"I asked chatgpt" I confided in amazon I confessed to mcdonald's I have an inside joke with exxon mobil
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