YTPer/Internet Geez. My tweets are either beyond shit or absolute fucking gold. Proud T2L glazer.

Joined November 2024
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May 16
Muse BHaR XX Anniversary coverart ideas
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my hairdresser looks like bonnie tyler
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Replying to @elliereeves
Have you tried parenting
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CEEFAX banned for under-34s after 6:54 PM
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In a bad place right now. Not mentally, I'm just in London.
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WHO CALLED THEMSELVES HALALMEAT?!?!?!
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YouTube was half of my education at school 😅
We are banning social media access for under 16s. These days kids must find their feet in a world where technology intrudes into every area of their life. I just can’t let that go on anymore. So we’re giving children their childhoods back.
Community note
The UK Government's 'careful review' of the research found a small correlation between children's use of social media and wellbeing, but no evidence of a causal effect: gov.uk/government/pub… assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/media/696e0b46…
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pick your own wet walnuts
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Not even joking this was on the fucking todays news tab
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does anyone know if this is still going ahead?
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HE STARTED THE WAR, you stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid motherfucker.
Donald J Trump is the Peace President and that is an irrefutable fact.
Community note
The United States and Israel have actually started the war with coordinated strikes on Iran on Feb 26, after which Iran retaliated with missile and drone attacks. britannica.com/event/2026-Ira…
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first thing you need to know about husky ownership is that 95% of your carpet will just be floof
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Arabic is written right to left so it accidentally made this joke 1000x funnier
الاعب البرازيلي. حبيبته
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Replying to @TeddAnimates
you can learn to drive at 17 but how dare you use twitter after 10pm
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Yeah no, we're not doing this. You're not going to take away our freedoms and pretend this is about "protecting kids". This is how you get what's happening in the UK and Australia. I'm not expecting this country to wake up, but I will not give into this lunacy.
BREAKING: Canada is planning social media ban for children under 16, per the Globe
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bottom row is how leaps between console generations look now
How many edges does the U.S. need before it looks right?
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Jun 14
Just another day here
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who the fuck is Salish Matter
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Jun 14
you’re not supposed to eat them
I feel like AirPods are yearly consumables and no one is ready to have this conversation yet
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Replying to @Xmusknewsx
No Muslim has ever or would ever call for such a pointless ban. Not only do we not care for what others eat, but during prayer in particular, we're too focused on our godly duty to particularly give a damn. So please go head: gorge yourself to death on bacon, pork belly and ham.
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go "haha muse reference" and then die
wyd if a black hole starts forming in ur room
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