Happy Flag Day!

I feel like if you get a goal from outside that goal box thing in soccer it should be worth like 2 goals.

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

The Texas GOP having an elephant at its convention means the Texas GOP enables animal abuse. And Governor @GregAbbott_TX’s name is on the banner, which also means he condones and enables the abuse of an elephant. It is scientifically and biologically impossible to have an elephant become controllable in this fashion without subjecting it to abuse. Elephants are not domesticated. In order to accomplish this sort of obedience, you have to break the elephant down. Absolutely horrific. And it is worth noting that Texas still doesn’t have a statewide ban on the use of bullhooks against elephants. x.com/serrano_alej/status/20…

HYRDRATION BREAK!!!!!!

$10 million dollar houses in every one of the 50 states = 520 million, 10 of those in each state = 27 billion 40 million... that's 0.02704 of a trillion...just to put things into perspective.

ok, the only person i care about in this world cup is the guy from lancaster county, if paraguy hurt him, we should bomb managagassar

I can not fucking wait for the game at the linc, some german guy is gunna be like "Wie klettere ich auf die fettige Stange?"

just come chill... x.com/schmook/status/2065609…

So from my watching the jets (unfortunatly), and lots of college football, I think the USA sucks at this. Why are they all so slow.

#smokefléét #smokefleet

lol 'hydration breaks' america fucks everything up, and i dont even like soccer

the theater tryouts are that way -->

this'll work let's Gooooooo #smokefl33t #smokerising #smokeemifugotem

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