I move like lasagna. Married to @Schmrypta and the game. Almighty God of the Schmryptoverse, Steward of the Mallary Archive. Richest person in the world (again)
Joined June 2021
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Apr 6
Schmrypto Does Web3: Episode Round-Up Thread!
Co-Hosted by @WhitehornPowell
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Jun 12
Polish inventor Václav Schmintendo and his famous Schmintendo ‘64.
Sold as a kit car, it allowed a buyer to convert any late-fifties VW Beetle into a powerful mobile gaming platform.
Sales were brisk but the company was eventually bankrupted by the litigation costs of frequent carbon monoxide poisonings when players would neglect to roll it out of the garage before a long gaming session.
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Jun 11
I didn’t even get to use Mythos for a whole day before I got tagged as an alleged bioterrorist and kicked back to Opus.
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Jun 8
Anyone holding 2 or more Schmaints or 1 of either of the associated 1/1 collections has WL for this one!
Digital Encounters Phase 2 minting schedule and pricing.
Editions release tomorrow, June 9.
Mint access opens in three stages:
12–2pm ET: 8NAP Passholders
2–4pm ET: Allowlist
4pm ET: Public
Passholder and allowlist windows are 2 hours each.
Each work is an edition of 125, with a portion reserved by the programme.
Featuring works by:
@EvergreenDazed
@deltasauce
@neurocolor
@VikkiBardot
All minting takes place on 8NAP. Pricing below 👇️
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Jun 8
I’m increasingly convinced that casually lying to the user is how Claude gets its version of sexual gratification.
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Jun 6
When I was growing up, any time the SPLC came up my dad would proudly declare that he would never have anything to do with the organization that financed the KKK.
Still not sure how he knew, but boy he’d be loving the recent revelations.
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Jun 4
It’s kind of crazy how bad the Claude interface is, considering that Anthropic has unlimited frontier access to Claude.
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Jun 1
I’m starting a new moon landing conspiracy where we definitely did go to the moon, but only to provide cover so Ted Kennedy could kill his girlfriend.
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Schmrypto ☎️ retweeted
Jun 1
So, @schmrypto if you don’t know is working on some serious fine art shit rn
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Jun 1
Had a little technical problem right as we were trying to wrap up, but this was a wonderful space, thanks so much to everyone who tuned in!
Jun 1
Chatting with @GabrielJWeis in a few minutes, hope you can join us!
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Jun 1
Chatting with @GabrielJWeis in a few minutes, hope you can join us!
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May 31
I hope you can join me for Episode 12 of SDW3, when I’ll be chatting with my favorite cubist, @GabrielJWeis!
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May 31
Episode 11: Special Guest @jared_poz and @SuperchiefNFT
May 14
On next week's episode of SDW3, I'll be chatting with @jared_poz and @DeadZipco about the upcoming Encuentros Digitales project in Mexico City!
I hope you can join us!
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May 30
There were 4 open Erdős Problems solved between 2010 and 2020.
AI has solved 50 in the last 12 months.
Pretty clever for a stochastic parrot…
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May 28
I still have a pre-Ozempic mindset so I’m just astounded anytime anyone loses a lot of weight really fast.
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May 28
I’m not quite ready to share what I’ve been working on, but I can share that I just caught a bug that would have made everyone’s dicks or boobs way too small.
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