call me quagmire with the hoes i be mating
Joined November 2025
- Tweets 836
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May 28
Hey gang, Porn Dude here! Welcome to my Twitter account!
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Yall remember how bad the police sirens used to scare u after ur first few kills 😭😭
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Jun 14
this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play
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Jun 15
i dont understand what you were thinking when including this screenshot of you sharing literal csem with eachother lol
Jun 13
@.MePhoneX0 is a groomer and a predator. Please read. docs.google.com/document/d/1…
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Jun 14
How it feels to give someone a doordash gift card for their birthday
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I said "lowkirkenuinely" at the register to my wife and a clerk nearby nearly broke his neck to look at me like this
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Jun 14
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Jun 14
With how they acted I really thought they were together. Only for me to go to Hotel OJ and see Paintbrush all over Lightbulb and OJ all over Paper. I was really confused to say the least!
Jun 12
The Inanimate Insanity Ship of the Day is: PaintJay (Paintbrush/OJ)!
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do you think they’re real friends irl or do they get together to make these videos and never talk again
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Jun 15
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One time I made my roommates buy these and thats when I realized I have very little gag reflex so I would take this shit and slam it into the back of my throat so it made big "PLAPS" like I was getting throat fucked and they hated it so much they never bought them again
If anyone was wondering the texture of these its like a cold dead semi erect dick and its lowkey the best thing ever
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Jun 13
all my friends are he/theys take it slow
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