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Joined January 2020
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i’m being primed to dislike braden schneider with the months and months of incessant bad mock trades so if he ever does end up a shark our relationship is gonna need a lot of work i’ll be expecting miracles
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marlies won vegas lost AND i got a raise what a lovely 24 hours
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you guys are hit tweet farming so much in such insensitive ways i can’t help but wonder if you guys actually realize that a real woman was violently raped and will have to live with that trauma for the rest of her life
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Those Rod Brind'Amour tears are not happy tears. They just told him that Artur Akhtyamov is the expected game 3 starter against his son Skyler and the Wolves
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reminiscing on vegas misery 🩵

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imagine losing at home in a game where the visiting fans are so loud it seem like You’re the away team AND the players do their home tradition on your ice 😭 cant think of anyone more deserving of it ❤️
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congrats to the canes and seth jarvis’s friends but may this be the only win for orgs affiliated with your franchise this year 💙💙💙💙
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AND FUCKKKK FLORIDA TOO!!!
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how do i get tristen robins at seth jarvis’s cup day
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taylor hall joy 🧡
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THEY KEEP VINNI LETTIERI IN THE AHL BECAUSE IF HE WAS IN THE NHL THEY'D HAVE TO RETIRE HIS NUMBER LEAGUEWIDE LIKE GRETZKY
They keep vinni lettieri in the ahl so connor mcdavid feels better about himself
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marlies you better get real addicted to winning at home so i never have to sit through this broadcast again
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MARLIES :DDDDDDDDDDD
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a lot of my funniest mutuals are sharks fans but the other "sharks" "fans" out there... truthfully unfunny in a way i didn't know was even possible...
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if i never hear the words penalty shot again it'll be too soon
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saw the goal alert early and muted before i could hear that broadcast experience joy
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im gonna go into cardiac arrest
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