Husband. Father. Midwest fan. BYU-Idaho/Ball State/Creighton graduate. Digital analytics. Sneaky mathleticism. #T21

Joined January 2011
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14 Mar 2018
LeBron is the same age as my wife, and she can’t even come close to dunking like that. x.com/hoopshype/status/97384…

14 Mar 2018
LeBron is 33.
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Cheating is always a choice, and most of the time it’s the result of being too lazy to fully communicate with the person you’re with. If you’re unhappy in a relationship, cheating doesn’t make you brave, it makes you lazy.
Jun 13
Shaquille O’Neal thinks a man cheating depends on the woman “Where do you think the phrase ‘happy wife, happy life’ comes from?” “I think there’s three types of cheaters. There's the serial cheater, the James Bond cheater and then the guy that's forced to cheat” “James Bond cheater is, I do everything right. I’m in Rio, I see a little thing, nobody sees me. I come back home to my normal life” “The guy that’s forced to cheat has been on the road for a week and then comes home to four or five days of not being taken care of and then he does what he does” “Then there's the serial cheater. The guy is just going to cheat no matter what” “Women run the world y’all just don’t know it”
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Headline says White Sox on the rise. From #13 all the way to … <checks notes> … uh … #13?
While the same five teams remain in our top five for the fourth week in a row, a number of clubs are rising -- and falling -- throughout the rest of our list. abc7chicago.com/post/mlb-pow…
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Some might say it’s just a game in June, but every player on the Chicago White Sox loves baseball, and it’s incredibly fun to watch.
Look at the passion from Chase after he caught the final out. That’s what I want to see from guys on this ballclub.
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Braden Montgomery: “Allow me to reintroduce myself…”
The faces.
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The day has arrived. A couple of excited fans in my house today!
Can confirm the White Sox are calling up Braden Montgomery
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What a debut for @B_mont_!
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Kind of a cool retro broadcast on the White Sox game tonight
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Sounds like he has really learned his lesson, and he’ll never place another bet again. Storybook ending.
Jun 8
Breaking: A judge in district court in Lubbock County, Texas, has granted the injunction requested by Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby. He’s set to be eligible for the 2026 season. Sorsby cannot play in Texas Tech's first two games, which was the penalty his legal team suggested to the NCAA.
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Really couldn’t have asked for a better sequence of events over on NBC Sports Philly

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“Gee, Bryckennleigh, I wonder if there is any way we could have avoided this…”
Jun 5
Nearly 60 People Sickened After Drinking Raw Milk in Idaho people.com/nearly-60-people-…
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Our long national nightmare is over. #82and0
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When the team without home court advantage gets up 2-0, they win 89% of NBA Playoff series, but 100% of NBA Finals series. Bad news for the @spurs, but @nyknicks fans rejoice! public.tableau.com/app/profi…
Some quick thoughts on the New York Knicks going up 2-0 in the NBA Finals as winners of 13-straight!!! One of the greatest postseason runs we've ever seen
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First 82-0 attempt
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Now we’re talking!
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My best so far
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Overheard downstairs: “LeBron James is bigger than Dad, because he’s 6’ 9” and Dad’s not.” A real gut punch.
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OK, no one in my family has watched a Marvel movie before. Me and my sons have decided to start watching them together. But I have one question. Should we watch them in chronological order or theatrical release order?
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I literally turned on the game 10 seconds before this
🚨CHASE MEIDROTH GRAND SLAM🚨
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caruso is like evil caillou
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