Medical humor and satire. Random thoughts from a trauma surgery dude at a hospital near you. and gifs, lots of gifs.
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13 Jan 2019
If I’m ever admitted for hypothermia, this is the only active external rewarming that I will consent to.
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18 Feb 2024
Can we all agree that the LLQ is the least favorite quadrant?
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24 Nov 2023
Pretty upset that Zillow isn't having any major Black Friday sales on the houses I'm looking at.
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21 Jul 2021
“Mr. Smith, can you tell me where you are right now?”
Mr. Smith: “Hell.”
[typing progress note]: 𝘗𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥.
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24 Oct 2021
When a med student genuinely tells me they’re interested in becoming a surgeon.
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23 Oct 2023
Scratchpad, MD, FACS
Got some more letters.
Soon I will be able to complete the whole alphabet with my email signature. #ACSCC23
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17 Oct 2023
Guess I need to dust off the ol Twitter handle before going to #ACSCC23 next week.
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13 Feb 2023
"I think the patient has an infection."
"What makes you say that?"
The blood smear:
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18 Nov 2022
Coming back to Twitter after a 6mo break during an epic downtime… and I think I’ll go back to the downtime.
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10 Mar 2022
“The mask mandate is over; you aren’t required to wear a mask in public any more”
Me:
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20 Feb 2022
Dear Wordle: can we return to a 4th grade reading level again? These AP English words are hard.
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16 Feb 2022
I never thought I would encounter a gif for a inguinal scrotal hernia, but here we are.
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14 Feb 2022
Can’t believe they had 50 cent show up and perform mid super bowl half time show in steep trendelenburg
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10 Feb 2022
Nothing on this planet is stronger than the bond between orthopedic surgeons and their Stryker reps.
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5 Feb 2022
“Lean in to get a better look at this dissection.”
The surgery resident inched closer.
The neurosurgery resident 2.54 sontimetered closer.
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26 Jan 2022
“How would you characterize the fluid that was drained from the abscess?”
Me:
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