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Scriptfeld @scriptfeld
Joined February 2015
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Scriptfeld @scriptfeld
15 Feb 2015
GEORGE It's a wild invalid! And it still had the doily on. JERRY Oh, well the cactus will smooth things over. (not excited) You're engaged?
Scriptfeld @scriptfeld
15 Feb 2015
JERRY I can't work like that. ELAINE Nice looking family. JERRY Yeahh. ELAINE Hi. JERRY I don't believe in hell.
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Scriptfeld @scriptfeld
15 Feb 2015
JERRY (weakly) A little taste! (still shaking) Come on. Go back to New York? That's fantastic. I think he's the fish eating my laughs.
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Scriptfeld @scriptfeld
14 Feb 2015
ELAINE Who? JERRY Yeah. ELAINE How am I going to hell. JERRY She died.
Scriptfeld @scriptfeld
14 Feb 2015
KRAMER You just gotta fill it. (points to plate) Proctology. JERRY Hot dog? KRAMER Tape her breasts together. (Jerry is shocked.)
Scriptfeld @scriptfeld
14 Feb 2015
CLERK Can I help you guys with anything? JERRY That's the spirit. You suck! CLERK I know! But it happens.
Scriptfeld @scriptfeld
14 Feb 2015
JERRY Big matzoh ball. CLEANER (to Jerry) May I help you? JERRY Hey, check the TV.
Scriptfeld @scriptfeld
14 Feb 2015
JERRY Hey. KRAMER (from inside) Security issue! JERRY It's funny!
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Scriptfeld @scriptfeld
13 Feb 2015
ELAINE Hmm! GEORGE You don't remember? We just had this brainstorm for us. Can you comprehend it? ELAINE Maybe.
Scriptfeld @scriptfeld
13 Feb 2015
GEORGE You know. (All three give him blank stares) I was a lesbian when we met, I was incredibly articulate! JERRY I'm a guy.
Scriptfeld @scriptfeld
13 Feb 2015
JERRY Kramer! ELAINE Correct.
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Scriptfeld @scriptfeld
13 Feb 2015
JERRY What do you suggest? COP Hey! GEORGE I just got here. My car broke down on the steps of the ship? COP I got a little hungry.
Scriptfeld @scriptfeld
13 Feb 2015
GEORGE Bozo? ELAINE Well eh, kind of.... GEORGE Yeah. I'll see you again?
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Scriptfeld @scriptfeld
12 Feb 2015
EMPLOYEE I bust my hump ever day. KRAMER Get yourself some plugs. Or a piece. EMPLOYEE May I help you? JERRY That's very funny.
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Scriptfeld @scriptfeld
12 Feb 2015
ELAINE (To Ping) I did it. KRAMER I thought paper covered rock?
Scriptfeld @scriptfeld
12 Feb 2015
WAITRESS Ok Two bowls of Cheerios. GEORGE Oh yeah. WAITRESS George, don't make me get tough with you. GEORGE Why not?
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Scriptfeld @scriptfeld
12 Feb 2015
ELAINE (mouths silently) Okay. JERRY Where did you say? ELAINE (screams). JERRY There seems to not picture me naked. Oh, you idiots!
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Scriptfeld @scriptfeld
12 Feb 2015
ALLISON Don't even look at me. JERRY What am I doing? I'm...dating a woman like this. ALLISON Don't even look at me.
Scriptfeld @scriptfeld
11 Feb 2015
GEORGE Oh - comfort, schmomfort. Listen, Father, can I talk to you. COP You're under arrest for solicitation of prostitution.
Scriptfeld @scriptfeld
11 Feb 2015
JERRY (Nods) I follow. So what are you doing? GEORGE All right, Puddy, listen, and listen good: I need you to go. Bread. Beautiful.
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