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Jun 15
Research the Titanic
Jun 14
Why does every car in America have enough cup holders for an entire family?
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Jun 14
I’d probably ask something like “What’s going on?” or “Where are you taking me?”
Jun 12
If I were ever abducted by Aliens, the first thing I’d ask is whether they came from a planet where people also deny science.
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Jun 13
Imagining this as a three-day walk and talk
Aaron Sorkin spent three days trying to get Jesse Eisenberg to come back as Mark Zuckerberg in "The Social Reckoning," but the actor turned him down.
“I felt like it belonged to him, and he was certainly battle-tested,” Sorkin told Vanity Fair of originally wanting Eisenberg to reprise his Oscar-nominated role. “He simply did not want to be conflated with Mark Zuckerberg anymore, that he has his problems with the guy. He doesn’t like kids coming up to him in airports with business cards that say ‘I’m CEO, bitch’ for him to sign.”
variety.com/2026/film/news/j…
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Jun 12
Wow, unfollowing now. I didn’t realize these guys were against the Great Books.
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Jun 12
Move a knight
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Jun 9
(walking into the theater) I can’t wait to eat the popcorn inside this Trojan Horse popcorn bucket, definitely not candy I bought earlier at CVS
First look at the Trojan Horse popcorn bucket for ‘THE ODYSSEY’.
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Jun 8
Can you imagine this dog saying “ruh-roh”? Me neither.
First look at Scooby in Netflix’s live-action #ScoobyDoo series.
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Jun 8
Funny bit would be two clueless leads who in fumbling about keep almost accidentally doing the deed and the intimacy coordinator keeps pulling them back like “don’t put that there”
Jun 8
There was an intimacy coordinator as a fan guest on Conan's podcast and from my limited experiences with them they always seem to view being completely humorless as an essential part of the job
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Jun 8
This is what Proust is all about
kids will hear a phrase, assume they know what it means, and become extremely attached to this imaginary correlative, which is unlikely to exist anywhere in the world. then they become grown ups and do it harder
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Jun 7
Pretty bold of Berlioz to write a work called “Fantastic Symphony.” I think I’d let the audience be the judge.
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Jun 7
Odyssey thing aside, what kind of construction is “with [title] and [title] novels”
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Jun 5
After I blow the bloody doors off
18 Dec 2011
You are only suppose to have a good time
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Jun 4
40 years ago today, l asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most gorgeous woman l know to marry me.
All three said no.
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Jun 5
There are Cyclopes everywhere for those with eye to see
Matt Damon, Tom Holland, and Robert Pattinson stun for GQ Magazine’s ‘THE ODYSSEY’ cover issue.
(gq.com/story/matt-damon-robe…)
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