Mayor and President of Scrumbopolis
Joined June 2018
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21 Apr 2023
The Scrumbopolis gift shop is open for business! Show everyone the pride of your city or grab some souvenirs for your family on your visit!
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Jun 14
New conspiracy: global cooling because my sone leaves the damned fridge open too long
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Jun 14
I do t like that I’m full of holes. I got a bunch in my head, one in my butt… why can I be shut off to the world?
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Jun 13
When it rains cats and dogs in Scrumbopolis the pound gets overwhelmed
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Jun 9
Eating weed gummies like it’s the super bread from Lord Of The Rings
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Jun 8
The rubber ducks in Scrumbopolis are made of fiberglass please stop squeezing them
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Jun 7
4 in the pink 1 in the stink is much more comfortable for both of us no?
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Jun 7
Took my wife’s phone to the bathroom and now I’m crying over a pile of brown looking through our old photos
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Jun 6
“Fake poop” factory suspiciously positioned next to the “real poop factory”
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Jun 6
On the highway hitting a blinker (turning signal )
You should try it sometime
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Jun 2
I thought it was “pollycube”
Like they really made sound like a square deal.
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