6β3 and raw/ doctorate in broscience
Joined December 2018
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I watched obsession and it made me want to get a girlfriend , hopefully this feeling passes
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how come zogslop in America makes people rotund and large but in Canada it makes them skinny pot bellied goblins , whatβs up with that
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American zogslop genuinely makes people spherical itβs astounding
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When I went to Disney world when I was 8 I remember getting on the bus first and then 3 old people probably combined weight 850lbs got on the bus , round as shit, and tipped it gently to one side , the poor bus suspension , this also explains why really good American engineering is or was robust, they foresaw fatties and made suspension and tires that could handle it
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that humid air u feel and smell when ur ripping a dart on ur porch at 3am really makes me want to live and go do stuff , itβs one of my favorite feelings , it makes me remember every fun and meaningful experience Iβve ever had at once
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I fully understand how that one guy died laughing at the donkey eating figs , I saw a donkey on Instagram reels banging on a door to get into a shop and it almost did the same to me
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If I take a zinc in the morning my vision gets clearer and I tend to have a consistently better day , the advice to take it at night time simply doesnβt work for me
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South Korea looks like an actual nightmare, youβd be better off being born in a remote jungle village
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From my own personal anecdotes and observations the most driven people Iβve seen eat A LOT of salt
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The revolution will not be televised , but u will get to see some of it on x dot com
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I enjoy coffee occasionally but man do I not feel lucid when I drink it, makes me feel spaced out and far too up, pure monkey brain activation, makes it impossible to recall thoughts or tweet effectively or close a deal , I envy people who say coffee makes them sharper
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Itβs not a little debuff either itβs I canβt recall more than one thought train back, functionally retarded type debuff
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If Indians were good at tweeting theyβd say stuff like βis it party rockers in the house tonight or party rock is in the house tonight? Letβs settle this.β That would be way better. Also itβs a question I have. Thereβs only one right answer.
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Can someone whoβs never dmed me before dm me , I think my inbox is broken I need to test it
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