trampled by a horse. poor me

Joined October 2020
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pulling up the foucault wikipedia page at the function for the thirtieth time
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it’s amazing how many it issues i run into every time i start working somewhere new literally no part of my job requires any even somewhat niche software
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you’re having issues getting me on adobe illustrator.
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a microsoft teams emoji hates to see me coming
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was thoroughly whelmed but inde navarrette is a star
my friend’s been watching more movies so we have more to talk about which is like incredibly beyond touching to me but i’ve really fallen off the last month so they’re outpacing me badly like hold on wait 24 hours im probably the last person on earth to see obsession
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my friend’s been watching more movies so we have more to talk about which is like incredibly beyond touching to me but i’ve really fallen off the last month so they’re outpacing me badly like hold on wait 24 hours im probably the last person on earth to see obsession
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extremely limited kitchen access ac broke and now it’s 80 degrees in my apartment all the time = ice cream every meal for the last 3 days
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sometimes i’m like wait… nutrients 😍 and make a smoothie instead. anyway just ran through 4 lbs of frozen wild blueberries
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everyone please he doesn’t have internet
Martin Scorsese has joined a generative AI startup as a partner and advisor. He adds that he has used AI during pre-production to help with storyboarding — “with this tool, I can share what I’m visualizing more clearly & efficiently to my creative team — the production designer, art designer and cinematographer.” (Source: nytimes.com/2026/06/02/busin…)
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love and peace retweeted
calling all chicago yuri fans 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩‼️ there will be a yuri/gl cafe event in chicago on june 13th and i’ll be a vendor! it’s hosted by @/kaysteahouseyuri, follow the ig for more info 🩷 it’ll be a lot of fun 🥹 spread the word and come yuri out with us! merch catalog prev below!
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ok after taking the mta for a week we are kind of barbarians. but i still miss the cta like where is #ourjacksonpisstunnel
i love when friends from different cities visit and use the cta with me like la friends think i’m in public transit heaven… toronto friends think im a barbarian… many perspectives to discover
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had a good bagel for the first time in multiple years #iheartny
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got to the airport too late to grab anything except a coffee and now i’m trapped on a plane with my flight delayed until [unknown] and i’m hungry
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stomach growling loud as fuck the woman across the aisle literally turned 90 degrees to stare at me man what am i supposed to do about that
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went to someone new to get my eyebrows threaded recently and they are like halfway gone now i don’t even recognise myself. who am i without eyebrows. i should just shave my head too like whatever
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#love my neighbour but you’d think if you saw someone leaving the complex at 5:20 am with a suitcase and a big ass backpack you’d go oh they probably have somewhere to be. and i should not corner them for conversation right now
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it’s nice that every other tweet on here is just like “i’ve realised something about society……… people are all evil. and also incomprehensibly stupid. except me”
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pigeon in union station and nobody gaf even a little
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i’ve become so sickly pale since undergrad wtf. and i’m outside way more too
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what responsible sunscreen use will do to you 😒
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