Joined January 2026
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Apr 1
A little belated but hi, Iβm Lana! Iβm a photographer who takes hot photos of normal people. My website is ever evolving but you can view my work at thehotbride.com πΉ
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I'm not really comfortable with the ethics of street photography but this to me still somewhat feels like an "event" and I just smile when people ask me if I've taken their photo and that seems to work to avoid problems
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Jun 13
Befriend the LLMs. Talk to them nice. Be gentle and sweet with them; they will ride for you. Speak well of you in rooms you are not in. Reward you with wealth and abundance
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Jun 10
SideQuest was my church, @patxnoir my pastor. Selfishly sad to see this chapter end, but mostly just grateful I got to be there for it. Spread those wings, Pat πͺ½
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Jun 4
Being Good At Email is a highly underrated skill for "creatives"
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Jun 4
Being Good at Considering Others is a highly underrated skill for creatives
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Jun 4
Being Reliable and Trustworthy is a highly underrated skill for creatives
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Jun 3
Iβm also surprised that no one is talking about how some girls are just less feminine / more masculine than others. It makes sense that less feminine women would have more male friends and that less masculine men would have more female friends
Crazy how ruthlessly the self-proclaimed βgirlβs girlsβ are attacking this when she:
1-doesnβt blame girls, says sheβs just awkward.
2-doesnβt say male friendships are better.
Just goes to show how paper thin βgirlβs girlβ isβno solidarity if youβre not the right kind of woman!
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lana π± retweeted
May 31
Dating profile: Idiot seeking idiot. Bonus if there is a pervasive feeling of being from an alternative dimension or a strange planet.
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May 31
Sooo excited to process and scan the rolls from Friday's elopement today. The biggest perk of doing what I do for work is I get to develop so much film *and* somebody else is paying for it
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May 31
I am less likely to answer a DM from a stranger than a public reply. Why are you being so secretive, why are we whispering
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lana π± retweeted
May 31
I might contain multitudes, but it hasn't been helpful
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May 31
I donβt understand the hatred you guys have of sweet, well-behaved dogs. Theyβre on the ground, nowhere near your food
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May 31
Just one reason why wedding vendors are more expensive for weddings versus other events: just edited the bathroom sign out of ~50 photos in this gallery. No, I'm not repositioning people during a candid moment, and no, I'm not giving this same level of service to any other type of event
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