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courtney💀 @seeduce_

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Joined January 2011
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hello horse twitter it is me. lucy was my lesson pony again today and was an angel as always today we did a lot more trotting and posting in a trot AND TURNING IN A TROT. also i learned how to back her up and i did a lot of standing in the saddle and im so sore
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🇵🇸Sarcasm in Spurs🇵🇸@beezersandottbs
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Just got confirmation tonight that this is my puppy🥹
A young wirehaired ibizan hound puppy sits in grass looking up at the camera. He has a white face with 2 soft tan ears and tan splotches on his side.

ALT A young wirehaired ibizan hound puppy sits in grass looking up at the camera. He has a white face with 2 soft tan ears and tan splotches on his side.

Same puppy stacked on a little block, facing left. He is mostly white with beige splotches.

ALT Same puppy stacked on a little block, facing left. He is mostly white with beige splotches.
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catch me in the woods telling the dogs about how AI is killing our planet
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i love my community pack walks but the best part is the debrief that the gays do after to talk shit
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if the paper and news crew shows up today i’m gonna end my life bc i’ve got my stupid space buns in with my gay little bangs i’m gonna throw up
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can you believe i thought my dog wouldn’t pass his cgc?! it even randomly started raining during our test and he was like “this is fine”
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don’t talk to me or my son ever again
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dogs deserve good genetics and carefully thought out and planned breeding based on structure and temperament. every dog deserves mental and structural stability bc why do i have to give my dog cbd rn bc he thinks the world is ending bc ????? and keeps trying to flee the house
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“i don’t need a show dog” they say but ethical breeders can provide a pet dog that won’t deteriorate and make you spend thousands in vet bills and training because you don’t know how to handle the genetic disaster you bought from a byb bc the chocolate dane is so cute
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unfortunately horse twitter i am also allergic to horses and had an allergy attack after my lesson fortunately horse twitter i’ve been taking benadryl since the womb so i will persist
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lucy was my horse of the week and helped me learned how to trot and half halt bc she was being a FREAK even though i watched her barely move for her student last week but she said freak matches freak
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i was wandering around wawa today looking for my order and my client saw me and said “hey” and i just went “oh fuck you” and i love my job bc what do you mean i told my client that? and she laughed?
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people downplay weed usage a lot but also… weed has never once made me want to try anything harder because it does exactly what i require it to do and i’m not using it as a crutch
Forte😶‍🌫️
@Forte4r
Jun 7
stop saying marijuana is a gateway drug, and start admitting you have/had unresolved issues that made you seek out hard drugs. Never ever in my life have I smoked weed and thought “let me try heroine. let me try cocaine. let me try coke. let me try meth” NEVER
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i think coming out as a concept is really asinine because being queer should just be more normalized but nothing makes me sob more than hearing parents just be like “yeah okay, and?” when their kid comes out
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i can’t wait to see how my dog does at this trial so i can enter him at trials under judges who have told me not to use a down indicator as if it affects them at all
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chucked a ball tug directly at my nosework instructors face and he still told me my dog is ready to trial 🥰
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my nosework instructor likes me to reward my dog when he’s on odor over his body but he’s a bitch and doesn’t like that so i’m working on him being comfortable with me standing over him but now IM uncomfortable
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hey @ horse twitter you guys didn’t tell me i’d be sore just from sitting on top of a horse for less than an hour
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i did it yall. majesty took very good care of me
🇵🇸Sarcasm in Spurs🇵🇸@beezersandottbs
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My best friend is in her first riding lesson right now I’m so thrilled for her
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everyone wish me luck i have my first riding lesson tomorrow and i have to show a group of strangers my anxiety about getting off of a horse
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