Some Seinlanguage in your timeline every now and then. It's gold, Jerry. Gold!
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26 Jun 2025
George: “This is gonna be my time. Time to taste the fruits and let the juices drip down my chin. I proclaim this: The Summer of George.”
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28 Dec 2019
George: “What is Holland?”
Jerry: “What do you mean, ‘what is it?’ It’s a country right next to Belgium.”
George: “No, that’s the Netherlands.”
Jerry: “Holland *is* the Netherlands.”
George: “Then who are the Dutch?”
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27 Dec 2019
Jerry: “These balloons aren't going to stay filled ’til New Year’s.”
Kramer: “Those aren’t for New Year's. Those are my everyday balloons.”
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24 Dec 2019
A donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund.
The Human Fund. Money for people.
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24 Dec 2019
George: “Have you seen the new addition to the Guggenheim?”
Lois: “You did that?”
George: “Yep. And it didn’t take very long either.”
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19 Dec 2019
George: “I got him Yankee tickets, he got me a piece of paper saying I’ve given your gift to someone else.”
Jerry: “To a children's charity.”
George: “Don’t you see how wrong that is? Where's your Christmas spirit!? An eye for an eye!”
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17 Dec 2019
Kramer: “It’s the Merv Griffin set.”
Jerry: “How did you get this in here?”
Kramer: “Oh, you just bring it in sideways and hook it.”
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14 Dec 2019
Elaine: “I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.”
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13 Dec 2019
Kramer: “You know what they say, ‘You don’t sell the steak, you sell the sizzle.’”
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11 Dec 2019
Jerry: “Well, it must be comforting to know you’ll be going straight to hell at no more than three miles per hour.”
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9 Dec 2019
George: “I don’t think I’ve ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up.”
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16 Nov 2019
George: "You're sleeping with the maid?"
Jerry: "Yes."
George: "I've done that. Did you ever eat an ostrich burger?"
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16 Nov 2019
Jerry: “But are you still master of your domain?”
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15 Nov 2019
Jerry: “He took what out?”
Elaine: “It.”
Jerry: “He took It, Out?”
Elaine: “Yessiree Bob.”
Jerry: “He couldn’t.”
Elaine: “He did.”
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12 Nov 2019
George: “Just remember, it’s not a lie if you believe it.”
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2 Nov 2019
Jerry: “Six years I’ve had this t-shirt. It’s my best one. I call him: Golden Boy.”
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31 Oct 2019
Jerry: "You kept making all the stops?"
Kramer: "Well, people kept ringing the bell!"
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