Art World/Freelance Writer. Co-Chair @TheVillagesDSA. Investigative Journalist @NeopianTimes.

Joined January 2012
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23 Apr 2019
Replying to @sensitivepapi
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Had LA friends whose family had let's just say complicated relationships with Mr. Obama and it's illuminating how much centrists/libs are willing to let things go and leftists are not. It's not even necessarily wrong, it's mostly endorsing a cadre candidate only strategy
My statement regarding Graham Platner
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Someone from their second floor apartment projects the Knicks game against the 4th Avenue-9th Street station
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People who just learned the word Bodega
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Trump should invite John Maus and Ariel Pink to Celebration250. Azealia Banks headlining in Indiana. M.I.A. airdropped into Utah.
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The mayor confirming my personal albatross that has gotten me yelled at numerous times (please stand on the right if you're standing on an escalator)
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This is a devastating interview. Scott Pelley tells the NYT that Bari Weiss directly put a “thumb on the scale” for Trump over the killing of Renee Good. Here’s his explanation of exactly what happened.
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in college i did this with couscous on a b-cycle
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I hate meeting people who were raised by cool parents. ohhh you grew up listening to your dad’s record collection. fuck you. I had to invent Lou Reed from first principles
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Thanks man! Always wondered what this joke would be like if it wasn’t funny
Anthony Bourdain as a fly:
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This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen. No notes. The lifeless clanker carcass just laying there. No crowd reaction, anything. Just Billie Jean. Until its lifeless shell is shamefully dragged off. Purely amazing.

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walking out of my movie at AMC Lincoln Square and seemingly was the only person to catch two girls trying to get into a movie dressed in a giant trench coat and disguise? i love new york city
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Training a pair of Meta Glasses in a haunted house and convincing it vampires are real
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Galleries and art museums serve a very specific type of wine called evil wine. It’s not available anywhere else.
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Is psycho mike from loveline still around? Can he bring back his spencer pratt impression?
Spencer Pratt: I will empower architects and builders to make LA beautiful again. “ We're going have LA so beautiful. No more of these high-density, SB-79, prison-like structures. We need to bring Art Deco back. All the architects that moved out of here because it was so hard to build, takes eight years, they're going to be moving back, because we're going to speed up building. It's not going to take eight years. I talked to an architect today, one of the most famous architects in the world. He has a crew of 12 architects, they already did all these designs for these buildings and nobody listened to them. They met with Newsom, they met with Bass. Of course I'm like, “Let's do it, send me over the decks.” And then the YIMBY people, they can have all their bike lanes going through the sky, through tunnels. “We need LA to be the most beautiful architecture in the world.” @friedberg @spencerpratt --------------------------------------- Thanks to our partner Axon.ai for making this possible Most advertisers have never heard of the platform with an $11B annual run rate in ad spend. Axon.ai by AppLovin — 1B daily active users, full-screen video ads watched for a median of 35 seconds, and businesses are profitably spending hundreds of thousands of dollars a day on it. Advertiser access is in closed beta. The window is open at axon.ai/allin @AxonAdsManager
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Only 110 pages into the Power Broker, and Caro has already written three separate times that Robert Moses is uncut....this must be central to his political power
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Peripheral vision drama
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19 May 2023
Bedford L women organizing their 30 tiny makeup vials in a New Yorker tote
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Changed my mind: it's Monk. Somehow a very right wing piece of art that also prefigured the neurotic twee liberal wonk mindset of the 2010s
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Get Rich or Die Tryin' the most successful work of right wing art in the 21st century
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Most greenpoint thing I saw today was two yuppie mothers attempting to lift their strollers over an insanely potholed industrial intersection, while (psychopath) truck drivers honked incessantly. I tried to help them but they didn't hear me at first bc they had earpods on lmao
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Jack Harlow is like methadone for recovering G-Eazy listeners
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