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30 Jun 2020
”You can't get mad when no one thanks you because you chose to do a thank-less job." - Ron Swanson The story of being a #devops engineer.
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Not gonna trick me today @elonmusk 🤮 #sre
26 Oct 2022
If you are awake at 3AM sometime and want to really go down a rabbit hole start reading about TREE(3). This will get you started: towardsdatascience.com/how-b… #datascience

26 Oct 2022
Biggest #SRE buzzword this year... "TOIL" When did we start using this word instead of just saying "work"? No need to reinvent the wheel yall.
25 Oct 2022
That time period between your last interview and finding out if you get the job or not is painful. This interview process I just went through though has been one of the best whether I get the job or not.
26 Aug 2022
Recently took a "DevOps Test"...every question was about #Kubernetes There are other tools that do the same thing... #devops does not mean "kubernetes".
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25 Aug 2022
Been going through the gauntlet of interviews for a VERY BIG company out of San Fran...On my 4th call Im finally told its an in-office role, am I open to relocating? Im 47, established in the community, have worked from home for 7 yrs, have a farm and retirement plans. Um No
26 Jul 2022
When did Staff, Lead, Senior, and Principal become ways to differentiate skill levels? Can I have a guide to these because it looks like no one uses these terms the same or views the skills and pay the same for each one. 🤔
23 Jul 2022
Sounds like they could use a new Sr SRE. #Ahem linkedin.com/in/sethfloydjr/

Hey @Porsche, the My Porsche app has been unable to connect for almost 24 hours now in a seemingly system-wide outage. Please get it fixed and do better in the future. #porsche
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My CEO literally just said "low key" on a company call. 🙄 Grow up man. My highschool aged kids don't even say that. He also says "like" 10k times during calls.
30 May 2022
Knowing what you know now...how do you think you would do in interviews for companies that passed on you previously? #SRE #DevOps
23 May 2022
Yep....sounds about right. #SRE
27 Apr 2022
When your Slack admin is a millennial. All I did was say "Good morning" in a channel full of developers. 🙄
19 Apr 2022
4 weeks out from being on call for a week...im already anxious about it. Being paged 30 times in one week is no fun. Not being allowed to fix things is worse. #ThisMightBreakMe #SRE #DevOps
12 Apr 2022
What kind of technology/telecom company has a Chief Product Officer instead of a CTO?? I was told this is a new trend when I asked about that. No wonder we still use Jenkins, PHP, and Puppet 3 🙄
24 Feb 2022
Want a pet? Get one of these... #devops #SRE
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