I do not use this account much!! Follow my more active bluesky @shallowhydra.bsky.social

Joined April 2021
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splatling players after they expose one pixel of their body to the eliter 500km away
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❄️ Shallow πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ retweeted
30 Aug 2025
martinique thrasher got πŸ₯‡ in Shark Tank: Deep Waters 21!!! @ShallowHydra edit @pikadave465 gals @milo_loves_mako octobrush @LunaTorpa cjr we will be playing ITZ next!! ggs!!
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27 Aug 2025
Foul Green Animal Eats Her Melon wins Miku Miku Beam #26!!! πŸ₯‡ Thanks everyone for playing and Ggs to our opponents! c: Roster: @bonksplat3 Carbon/Flingza @ShallowHydra Edit @AcingSpl SBlast/LunaNeo @RippingH_ Dread
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oh yeah i dont use shitter but if you missed it i got in :) thanks for voting for me even though i am but a humble div 10 warrior........
I got suggested by @AcingSpl to 3. Big thanks to the luna blaster guy that i do NOT enjoy playing with at ALL!!!!!!!!!! comments upvotes are greatly appreciated!!!
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I got suggested by @AcingSpl to 3. Big thanks to the luna blaster guy that i do NOT enjoy playing with at ALL!!!!!!!!!! comments upvotes are greatly appreciated!!!
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❄️ Shallow πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ retweeted
3 Jun 2025
Hams Cheddar is a transgender 3 team grinding over the summer! @AcingSpl luna @ShallowHydra crab edit/bp @LunaTorpa zap/splash/cjr @FifGen flex @titletowntwig shot happy pride!!!
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need 3 for deadline tonite i forgot to look for people HELP
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I am playing comp again I need friends to do pickups wif... hiiiiiiiiiiiii
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busting out twitter for this one (gross) looking for 2 for a momocon pickup! need a couple of slayers, we've got bow edit as it stands. dm ShallowHydra on discord if interested. :)
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Rowx my goat too strong πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
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I am probably going to just not use twitter nearly as much (probably just my priv mostly) given that I’m kind of tired of the consistent stream of negative content on my timeline. Go follow me on the better website
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Equipment drones in ror2 feel like they exist purely to spite the player. I have never at any point in my entire life intentionally activated one they exist solely to take your equipment to completely fuck your build
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that fucking crab in the simulacrum
A Japanese IT engineer has created a creepy night lamp that crawls on robotic spider legs and leads you to the toilet in the middle of the night.
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They could not have posted this in good confidence surely they know how ass this survivor is by now
A good chef knows how to work a cleaver. Chef's primary skill in Risk of Rain 2 is Dice! Hurl cleavers at faraway enemies and call them back to slice and dice with twice the pain. Hungry for seconds? Enemies hit on the return journey will take an additional chunk of damage.
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I love you risk of rain devs im sorry you have to listen to people like me all day
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3rd kits deconfirmed this game was cooked from the beginning
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i just got to toronto and i have already been shat on by a pidgeon
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airports are the only living remnants of shopping malls
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i would play splatoon more if they let me use grizzco roller
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