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UPDATE | We’ve been informed that 37-year-old Aziza who had been reported missing has now been found. Thank you for sharing our appeals
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1 Feb 2025
If you’re out in or around central London, please look out for Aziza. She is a vulnerable person and has no coat on #Missing
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5 Nov 2024
Getting ready to obsessively check if they’ve finished counting votes in blooming Masano County or whatever from my semi-detached in Kent

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3 Oct 2024
Replying to @seetickets
@seetickets My parents are due to attend a gig on Sunday but still haven’t received their tickets and we’ve received no response to emails to Customer Service?
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3 Oct 2024
@seetickets please can someone help with this?
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26 Sep 2024
I'm utterly lost for words listening to this.
Prof @Kevin_Fong giving the most devastating and moving testimony to the Covid Inquiry of visiting hospital intensive care units at the height of the second wave in late Dec 2020. The unimaginable scale of death, the trauma, the loss of hope. Please watch this 2min clip.
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Stop calling racist people ‘anti-immigrant’. They haven’t been attacking white American, Canadian, Australian, New Zealand, French and Italian immigrants, have they?
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4 Aug 2024
“Save the kids!” Sets fire to a library.
Last night thugs set fire to the Spellow Hub Library on County Road in Liverpool - a place opened last year to help people in one of the country’s most deprived areas with routes into work and education They also set fire to a local shop Horrific liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liv…
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Also I'm sorry but I'm officially over this 'they're just unhappy citizens who've been ignored for too long'. No, they're the kind of men who do a tonne of gak at the football and then come home and hit their partners. They don't care about politics, they're just plain thugs.
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5 Jul 2024
Except it wouldn’t because people would vote differently!
Replying to @peterwalker99
If the UK had PR, the Commons would currently look more like this. Labour: 219 seats Tories: 154 Reform: 92 Lib Dems: 79 Greens: 44
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credit to Reform UK for getting its first Parliamentary toehold but not sure that 4 out of 650 MPs is quite the major "breakthrough" that some are calling it
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5 Jul 2024
Why is everyone so obsessed with vote share? We have a FPTP system. Parties campaign accordingly and people vote accordingly. If we had PR, the vote share results would undoubtedly be different.
5 Jul 2024
It’s astonishing isn’t it: THE VOTE SHARE. No honeymoon with that ~ massive majority on v low vote share Starmer 2024 33.8% of vote = 412 seats. Majority 168. CORBYN WON MORE VOTES IN 2019 THAN STARMER in 2024 > 10.2m v 9.7m Blair 2024 43.2% of vote = 419 seats. Majority 179
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21 Mar 2024
Shut up and take my money.
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13 Dec 2023
As someone who only ever dipped in and out of Brooklyn 99, I am disproportionately upset by the death of Andre Braugher. What a comic genius the man was ❤️
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24 Nov 2023
This is, bar none, my favourite Twitter thread.
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You’ll never guess what this is in reply to
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30 Sep 2023
Can’t stop laughing at this tweet about the PM’s new pro-motorist stance
30 Sep 2023
Replying to @RishiSunak
The uxbridge by-election is like when you mention once to an aunt that you like Pandas and then 30 years later you’re still getting Panda themed Christmas presents
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“Thanks everyone for comments on the draft, here it is revised with all your edits.”
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29 Mar 2023
Excellent thread.
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