GEESE?? dm for permission to speak on bessica | eng/🤏esp | phlesbian engineer, illustrator, & animator | phannie est. 2014 🇺🇸🇳🇿
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GUESS WHAT THEY ANSWERED🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿
i don’t anticipate them answering this but it truly is that serious to me
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Jun 14
may i suggest to ryan gosling that the key to being even more successful as an actor is to take on a role where he has to kiss a man
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Upon learning of Starmer's crusade against children under 16 watching YouTube, my 10-year-old son commented: "He's proposing it now because his own children have just turned 16."
This surprised me, as I wasn't even aware or remembering he had children. I looked it up and apparently he has two, born in 2008 and, crucially, 2010!
So far, I found it the most revealing comment I heard about the whole shebang.
Jun 15
So YouTube is effectively a streaming TV channel in our house, like Netflix or HBO. Labor's ridiculous attempts to ban it for teenagers, when we watch it together at home, will just bring the law into disrepute.
Pointless, ill-thought-out change, from a pointless leader.
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holland when that kid yelled at them
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#bloodymary swapped au where this is dr. simon at the "last day on earth" karaoke. eva stratt is the one gagged by his performance.
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New York operates on a kind of magical realism that makes things like this not only possible but commonplace
Jun 12
Knicks fan threw a banana into the crowd and it promptly came back to him 😭🍌👏
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Jun 14
i’m not a huge fan of satire or parody because to me the funniest thing any premise can do is take itself completely seriously. the more deranged the premise and the more serious it takes itself the better
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Cis people really think we've forgotten that in like every 2000s comedy the stereotype used to be that trans women were ESPECIALLY attractive. Hence the common transphobic joke where they see a penis and freak out. The set up relies on them finding her attractive until that point
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what is wrong with him 😭😭😭😭
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Jun 15
Full video we got another rocky mate bad as hell statement
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Jun 15
You know the other day i was thinking "i wonder why i was so neurotic about hating pop music as a tween" and seeing this im realizing 11 year old me was entirely correct
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Jun 14
guys i'm bored let's comment and kudos on all the fanfics that we read
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still giggling at this ngl
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oh so we're choosing violence this evening okay cool cool cool
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Stephen Sondheim i love you
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PLEASE THIS IS HOW I FOUND OUT
Jun 14
just found out "soccer" is a shortened version of "association football" and i couldn't stop laughing for a good 10 minutes holy shit
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