Joined April 2011
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I just got a new Stripes decal in #CSRRacing for iPhone #paintjob. Check it out for ljiFREE! nmgam.es/csr_invite_twitter.
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I just got a new Black Stripes decal in #CSRRacing for iPhone #paintjob. Check it out for FREE! nmgam.es/csr_invite_twitter

If i say "oooooh I like the vaccines!" should that mean I'm not allowed to like the vaccines...
I would not trust cindey Lauper with my child. #fuckingmaniac
Ewan stood up to fart in the bath. I put a fatherly arm around him and explained if he sits down it makes bubbles. He's one lucky kid!
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Fans of Dynamo Ballykissangel, FC Eurodisney and Athletico Benidorm - you can start booking your flights to Manchester.
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Ewan's doppelgänger...
Bumtastic!
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The Dreamz4U naked player calendar is now on sale from within Dundee United Direct and also (from tomorrow... fb.me/1elfieJnN

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RIP legend, but interesting to note that both socrates killed by drink.
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5 reasons to never use explorer.... letsgeek.net/2010/08/5-reaso…

The Daily Mash: Frozen Planet 'gave whisky to penguins' bit.ly/vGXb7U

The Daily Mash: Outrage over reaction to Clarkson reaction reactions bit.ly/sYquzo

I bought a signed copy of Harry Potter yesterday. Stupid really... I'm not even deaf.
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there's this bit.ly/surVBv , but have to say that this bit.ly/v7mmkg is a lot funnier

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And here is #MrsFrysBigNews, dears - I hope you like it! bit.ly/MrsFrysBigNews

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Maybe if I spend 8 hours playing mw3 the laminate will finish its self.... Maybe?
On my fourth day of an apparent one day flooring job! This is exactly why I dont have a manly job...
Is anyone else shitting themselves about getting married on Friday... Surely I can't be the only one!