Do I look like I care? | Fuck your idea of reality. | If you can’t take a joke, you’re following the wrong person. |
Joined March 2019
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15 Jun 2019
I asked my husband if I’m the only one he’s been with. He said yes, the others were all nines and tens.
Send bail money.
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25 Apr 2024
I'm a sucker for deep convos I wanna know why your tooth missing.
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24 Apr 2024
You got beef with me but none in your fridge. That's why you’re so mad. You’re hungry.
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24 Apr 2024
Let’s play Russian roulette… but instead it’s 5 glory holes and 1 blender. 🤷🏼♀️
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24 Apr 2024
People be staring at me like they’ve never seen a walking angel 😇
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23 Apr 2024
"How weird are you?"
I start laughing when I get accused of something I didnt do😭
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23 Apr 2024
Not one of us is jealous of y’alls relationship. None of us wanna fight, cry or take antibiotics. Gtfoh
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23 Apr 2024
If I call you handsome it's bc I'm trying to handsome ass to u.
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23 Apr 2024
He said he likes red nails so I got white because idgaf what he likes.
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Oops She Did It retweeted
5 Feb 2024
All’s fair in love and poetry... New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out April 19 🤍
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📷: Beth Garrabrant
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25 Dec 2023
About to season this ham with gas station boner pills!
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24 Dec 2023
So Mariah Carey sings “I don’t want a lot for Christmas” and then eventually reveals she wants “you”…. Makes much more sense now.
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23 Dec 2023
Is it just me… or has Mariah Carey’s Christmas song not been played as much this year?
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