I try not to be a bitch yet here I am!!!!
Joined January 2010
- Tweets 9,286
- Following 107
- Followers 26
- Likes 1,571
526 Photos and videos
Iris retweeted
3 Feb 2021
Lil Uzi implants a $24 million dollar diamond on his face mans literally put a bounty on his own head smh
32
44
925
21 Dec 2020
If you take down Yorinobu(not killing him) he will have 2 guns you can loot infinitely. Just common and uncommon though. #Cyberbug2077 #Cyberpunk2077
Iris retweeted
1 Sep 2020
The Big Bang Theory is the Nickelback of television.
76
114
697
16 Apr 2020
Dear Google,
Just because you listed puppies as one of my interest, does not mean I want to read stories about dead, abused or deformed puppies. Seriously wtf.
16 Apr 2020
A suggestion for @DrawfeeShow : Guess and draw bizarrely named anime characters. For example, there's this character called 'Life Sexy' and "That is the sexy way. Shaba-da-doo." is one of his quotes. Like that sounds like a character you guys made up.
11 Apr 2020
Animal Crossing’s airport trick rumor doesn’t seem to be true polygon.com/2020/4/9/2121493… via @Polygon all I know is I haven't gotten a rare island EVER, but as soon as I made Orville blush, by clapping, I got my first money rock island? Coincidence? I think not.
16 Sep 2019
Talking about actual problems? Nah I'll just supress and forget until it bites me in the ass.
16 Sep 2019
When ur brain tricks you into liking your mom cuz "it's your mom" even though you would never willingly interact with them if they weren't.
Iris retweeted
3 Sep 2019
Sorry, but I can't come into work today. I have a sunglasses tan.
2
78
129
16 Sep 2019
When you ask yourself "why do I feel mildly fine?" and you realise that's the paracetamol kickin in.
Iris retweeted
14 Sep 2019
a good story introduction tells you everything you need to know without ever describing what happened
150
7,274
29,348
15 Sep 2019
People project their insecurities. So if someone calls you ugly, it's probably 'cause they think they're ugly. Or you are just really fucking ugly lol.
15 Sep 2019
Imagine not being interested in other people. And then getting upset when they are not interested in you. Like what. How do you think that works. Even if you are not interested, at least fake it if you want people to reciprocate.