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Matt Shell @shellshiznit

Work at Lucasfilm, play at photography. ❤️Cooking, learning guitar, food, travel, gadgets, movies, bbq, SF Giants & whoever plays the Dodgers. Oh & ice cream...

Joined March 2009
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Pulled pork sliders and all the fixings!
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PSA: Those convenient mobile driver’s licenses CA was nice enough to issue DO NOT replace your physical license if you’re pulled over… Trust me… I know.
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I just bought Cosmic Crisp and Lemonade apples. Remember when you just had to decide between red and green? What a time to be alive!
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I know everybody has their own pains and problems, but I clipped my fingernail too close and I’m gonna die.
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I absolutely want people to do, and enjoy, what makes them happy as long as it doesn’t hurt others. However, I’m totally okay if I never hear the word “Barbenheimer” ever again! Okay, go about your business.
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Okay, yes, the weather sucks again but the shitty weather did allow me to take this photo this morning. Not bad Mother Nature… not bad. #iphone #whenissummer #itscold
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I’m not sure we have to worry too much about AI taking over the world just yet… Outlook just changed the name of my daughter from Syd, as in Sydney, to STD, as in a venereal disease.
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Controversial comment of the day: The Jonas Brothers are an unappreciated talent. Unexpectedly enjoying their latest album… a lot.
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So awesome! Welcome to the family, Yohan!
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We couldn’t decide between Hattie B’s and Prince’s for Nashville hot chicken, so we did what any normal person would do and tried them both! Follow me for more tips.
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Trying to figure out which was a worse investment...the $500 I spent on Webvan stock in 1998, or the $16 I spent at the airport on overnight oats. I think it’s a toss-up.
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Heading to Nashville for a few days with this cowgirl! Been practicing my “yee-haw” all week! Also been training my body to eat a shit-ton of bbq and to withstand bathing in Nashville hot chicken.
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This is probably how it starts… First you notice your skin starts itching… next thing you know you’re a clicker and eating people’s faces off. abcnews.go.com/Health/potent…

Potentially deadly fungus spreading rapidly in US health care facilities

A recent report from the CDC found cases of C. auris, a potentially deadly fungus, have been increasing in the U.S. Here's what you need to know.

abcnews.com
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I’m gonna start a GoFundMe for electricity. Ours is expected to be out till FRIDAY!! If anybody has any extra, please leave it by the front door in a plain paper bag. Please don’t write “electricity” on the bag cause then the neighbors might see if and try to take it.
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Well we have no electricity, our backyard fence blew down, and it’s raining… but hey, a rainbow!! 🌈
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Well this explains why my new coffee mug didn’t arrive as scheduled, fedex.
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So, Carlos Correa is not a Giant... he resigns with his original team. Aaron Judge is not a Giant... he resigns with his original team. I feel used.
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My New Year’s resolution is to eat more bacon wrapped jalapeños so so far 2023 is a big success. #GoNiners
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Gym is virtually empty this morning. Where are all the new year resolution people I heard about? Must still be sleeping. 🤷‍♂️
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Adult night out seeing @scottcapurro! Good thing it was adults only cause it was inappropriate in the best way! Great night!
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