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Objectively a hilarious thing to do
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Jun 12
Why'd they give her the amazing fuckable brapcannon
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Rosaria 'Mpreg' Stevens retweeted
Jun 12
i keep thinking of that guy who tweeted that wojaks were made by jinns to mock human beings
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Rosaria 'Mpreg' Stevens retweeted
Jun 11
“Can a man still be brave if he’s afraid?”
“That is the only time he can be brave.”
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Rosaria 'Mpreg' Stevens retweeted
My birth town has a "guy" who's an optical illusion. Like, there seems to be someone but on close inspection it's a trick of the light. It's a very convincing illusion you can be halfway a conversation with him before realizing you're talking to an odd optical effect
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Rosaria 'Mpreg' Stevens retweeted
Jun 11
one of the easiest ways to tell if a book is good or not is to take a quick look at the cover
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Rosaria 'Mpreg' Stevens retweeted
Jun 11
Harrod the Nair-do-well
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Rosaria 'Mpreg' Stevens retweeted
Jun 11
You can really tell when these are written by non-brits 🥲
Jun 11
Talking to a trans girl at the gay bar,
Says "I didn't douche tonight is that okay?"
Who you calling a douche mate?
Knocked the dumb cunt flat on her arse.
Proper deadly punch.
Absolute 🔔end.
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Rosaria 'Mpreg' Stevens retweeted
Jun 11
This is called “splitting”, a breakdown of object representations into completely idealized or devalued forms that fail to recognize objects as holding both moe and non-moe properties simultaneously, as caused by a failure of self-continuity across affective states where
sort them into moe and not-moe mayhaps
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Rosaria 'Mpreg' Stevens retweeted
Jun 11
Getting hit by one of these at full speed and all evidence of me even being there in the first place is wiped away instantly
Jun 10
China launches high-speed road sweeper that operates at 80 km/h and clears dust and stones in just 7 seconds.
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ur friend: 🍺❓
you: 🍺‼️
Ur friend that always got sm shit to complain about: Guys i got something to ask yalls opinions about
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Rosaria 'Mpreg' Stevens retweeted
Jun 11
He’s kirknipulating the games from hell I’m already knowin
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Spurs are just a better basketball team
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Rosaria 'Mpreg' Stevens retweeted
got bored and turned kinger into a vape holder
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thinking about my friend that read naruto and then drew narusasu porn all without learning their ages and just assuming theyre adults
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Rosaria 'Mpreg' Stevens retweeted
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dog walking service
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Chapter 5 dark world intro
Jun 9
are you actually gonna go and fight 7 little flower niggas LMAO
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i like the yaoi scenario of the really seductive gay guy sucessfully hooking up with the very horny straight guy but unfortunately it is bound to fiction because gay men are just so. so bad at flirting
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