what is a man, except for a pile of pathetic, sordid secrets?
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17 Oct 2017
"show me how to live, teach me how to tolerate, encourage me to give, empower me to love and celebrate"
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Cockblocking implies the existence of cockparrying with precise timing
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Jun 16
first log-in 7 months (due to final update from bungie). finally got my lightsabre, but have to grind for the different colours (malasssss).
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Jun 16
tons of nice cosmetics, nice QOL changes (100% increase in vault/loadout slots) black armory weapons available again!! (kindled orchid, my beloved welcome back) i already got the og god roll a current god roll i think?? (pic) but the most unreal part is that…
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Jun 16
my hunter is now the tankiest of the 3 characters even though my health stat is only 4pts (max. 200 😂) i still need to play on my titan/warlock a lot more but yeah, kinda bittersweet that there’ll be no further updates in destiny 2 anymore. this was my main game for a decade 🥹
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Jun 14
the loser will have to pay reparations to indonesia
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Jun 14
i’ve only watched ½ a match of the world cup so far. this has to change man hahaha
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Jun 6
those spurs nuns better not come to the garden bc there’s no god in nyc
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Jun 6
i woke up thinking i was late for work today. heng today saturday hahaha
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Jun 4
first futsal sesh in awhile that i lose every game 2-1. and i kept assisting the singular goal we scored 😂
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Jun 1
I bet the other 24 letters are pissed
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What's even CRAZIER is that in Opta’s top 20 leagues, out of 6,045, Mbappe is dead last, standing at 6,045th.
Over 500 goalkeepers have more defensive contribution than him.
This might genuinely be the CRAZIEST stat I’ve ever seen.
Out of all 341 La Liga players — including GOALKEEPERS — Kylian Mbappé ranks DEAD LAST in defensive contributions per 90.
Not among forwards. Not among attackers.
Dead last. 341st out of 341.
Good luck winning anything
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Jun 1
And we will
13 Jan 2025
Prosper Faggot
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May 30
Cómo que no?
May 30
Meme imposible de replicar en español
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May 31
so.. declan rice for ballon d’or? because he showed elite mentality/showcased ‘aura’? #hisap
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