CPO at FTX previously Theranos, WeWork and Flappy Bird.

Joined January 2021
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Head of Engineering | Head of Sales Head of Design | Head of Product
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How do I always hear about every company that confidentially files for IPO?
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Needs to select a cheaper model…
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When you fire the copyrighter and replace them with AI.
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I don’t trust people who don’t have a @WhatsApp profile pic and neither should you…

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"We got rid of our HR team.” Bolt CEO Ryan Breslow defended sweeping workforce cuts at Bolt—including a recent layoff affecting roughly 30% of employees—as well as his decision to eliminate the company’s HR team. #FortuneWorkplaceSummit | bit.ly/3Rk2jkS
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Those that can, do. Those that can’t @LinkedIn.

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“We used to obsess about building great products but now we’re just a token reseller” Name and shame!

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Well I for one am SHOCKED that the Metaverse didn’t become the hip hoppity place for all the cool dudez to hang.
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Whoever started the rumour that LinkedIn engagement is valuable and/or expected really ruined the world for us all.

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European engineers when @pagerduty goes off on a Saturday.
Following the ongoing situation in Iran, I am convening a special Security College on Monday. For regional security and stability, it is of the utmost importance that there is no further escalation through Iran’s unjustified attacks on partners in the region.
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This will be a @HarvardBiz study in the next 12 months.
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Leadership is hard. Brown nosing is easy.
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Replying to @jack @blocks
Leadership is hard, but this feels like (another) visionary move. 🫡 Have never sold a share, since being a private investor in square 🙏🏼
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Just another ̶b̶r̶i̶c̶k̶ @blocks in the wall…
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There is NOTHING worse than retired people who post on LinkedIn.
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The NVIDIA-OpenAI deal has zero impact on our financial relationship with OpenAI. We remain highly confident in OpenAI’s ability to raise funds and meet its commitments.
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yes, totally agree
DM I get everyday: “You need to increase rate limits. I keep getting locked out of the app.” I check their account: User is running a script that replies “good morning”and “yes, totally agree” to thousands of posts 2 weeks later: “Why am I banned?”
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Happy New Year! Here’s to all the shareholder value we can bring in 2026. Starting today before performance reviews get firmed up. #family

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If any app is not gonna get finished…
Replying to @michelleefang
hi @lishiyori check your DMs! 💌 excited to see the adhd app you’re building!
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