Joined June 2016
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Just got a new job as World Cup camera operator where I zoom in on beautiful women in the crowd for 2 hours
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Misha genocided an entire burrow of chipmunks and I didn’t notice until she was halfway through eating one of the younglings
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I’ve been out of the loop for a while did the race war start yet
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Spending hours thinking of a really funny tweet that will get 7 likes
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Jun 11
Your carefully constructed argument is no match for my wojak comic
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You can be a bald oxygen thief and still have a girlfriend if you’re funny once
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Jun 11
my father is sending me military fancam edits with disturbed music overlaid
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metaphor man retweeted
Jun 10
トイレに行こうとしただけなのに全力でどこにも行かせないようパパに抱き着くサモエド
可愛いけど、パパ漏れそう笑
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Metaphor man
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“The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.”
— Adolf Hitler
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They used to show boobs on prime time television like it was nothing
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Looked at myself in the mirror too long and experienced ego death again
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Imagine blowing this retards head off with a 7.62 NATO black tip round
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I like that you can make fun of British police and they can’t extradite you
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Welcome to Facebook dating. Send a powerful round into your own head
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